Grandma Gallagher: Mary Katherine, what are you doing? Mary Katherine Gallagher: I'm using my telekinetic powers to kill the girl who poured pig's blood on me at the prom.
(3 votes)
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Howard Feinstein: [Owen kisses Howard] What, are you gay? Owen Flanagan: Five times more gay than you think. Four more to go, peaches. [Owen kisses Howard four more times]
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them in. This one is bigger than this one. This is the mommy breast and this one is the baby breast. And they walk hand in hand, because they are FRIENDS!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my God! Jesus: Oh my Me! How are you? Mary Katherine Gallagher: It's going OK. Are you the Lord? Jesus: Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig? Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something? Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God! Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say bounces off to me and sticks to you? So just put that in your... back pocket.
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[Communion] Father Ritley: Body of Christ. Evian Graham: Are these low-fat?
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: Sometimes, when I get real nervous, I stick my hand under my armpits and SNIFF 'EM!
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Father: Thomas Smith? Thomas: Here! But I don't know where here is man, 'cause I'm so wasted man! Father: Thomas, it is a sin to even pretend that you-you-you're baked.
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: SUPERSTAR!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: I think they get the point Grandma. Grandma Gallagher: Wait, I've got two more. When I say tap, you tap, and when I say booga booga, you booga booga. Maria Ganitisis: What's booga booga? Grandma Gallagher: I don't know, but when I say it you better fuckin figure it out!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh look at you painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor. You're nothing but a little slut Sybill Ann Dorsett. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I ain't no slut! whoo hoo superstar!
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Jesus: The Lord God [Points to himself] Jesus: is materializing in a highway to tell you to turn around.
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your family? Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks. Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: [Mary when young] Your birthmark looks like shit!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: [to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!
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Summer Falls: [to Mary] Panty stain!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: [coming home late after auditioning] I stayed after school to study business.
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