Flipper Purify: Of course not. It is a myth. I think.
(2 votes)
2
Lou Carbone: You hate your own father! Paulie Carbone: I'd like to kill you, but I don't hate you.
(1 vote)
3
Lucinda Purify: What happened to the color TV? Gator Purify: Mama, I smoked the color TV!
4
Gator Purify: I swear before God... and four more white people! This is the last time!
5
Flipper Purify: There's something you should know. I'm having an affair. Cyrus: H-bomb! H-bomb! Flipper Purify: It gets worse. She's white. Cyrus: Nuclear holocaust!
James Tucci: If you ever get her pregnant, Paulie... Charlie Tucci: Hey! James Tucci: I don't know why I'm thinking this because I know it's not going to happen, but if you did, I would give *you* the abortion, Paulie. [Charlie laughs] James Tucci: Then you are going to marry her!