Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money. [Harpo looks dejected] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles]
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Hammer: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty? Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
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Hammer: I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Hammer: Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
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Hammer: Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Bellhops: No. Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
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Hammer: What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor? Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
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Jamison: Any luck with the 4:30? Hammer: Yeah. It didn't hit me.
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[Answering telephone] Hammer: Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.
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Mrs. Potter: Get out of this room, or I'll scream for the servants. Hammer: Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us! Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions. Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
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Hammer: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. Chico: Why a duck?
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Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
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Hammer: [on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
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Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
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[the Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter's suite] Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
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Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees. Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood? Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
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Hammer: You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
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Hammer: Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
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Hammer: I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
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Hammer: Get away from that tree before it dies.
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