Other Titles • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure II • Bill and Ted Go to Hell • more
Quotes from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
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Evil Easter Bunny: Theodore! You made your little brother cry.
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Grim Reaper: [rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
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One of the film's advertising tag-lines was: "Once... they made history. Now... they are history!"
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"Bogus!" -- Ted (Keanu Reeves)
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"Excellent!" -- Bill (Alex Winter)
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Grim Reaper: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
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Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity. Dead Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups. Dead Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...
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Dead Bill: Ted, don't 'Fear The Reaper'! Grim Reaper: I heard that!
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Rufus: ...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...
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[Evil Bill & Ted are holding the real Bill & Ted over a cliff] Bill: Ted, we gotta do something! Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you! Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags!
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Evil Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!
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Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
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[Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ted arrive at 1988] Evil Bill: Not bad... Evil Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad.
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[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell] Dead Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection. Dead Ted: But dude, we are already dead. Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
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Heaven's Gatekeeper: [to the Grim Reaper] Don't I know you?
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Dead Ted: [to God] Keep up the good work.
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[Bill and Ted wakes up after having been dead a while. Bill picks out a worm from his ear] Bill: Dinner's over, worm dude.
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Grim Reaper: [to The Smoker] See you real soon.
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Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sunk my battleship! Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Excellent! Yes! Dead Ted: I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude! Dead Bill: Good thinking, Ted. Grim Reaper: You must play me again. Dead Bill: WHAT? Grim Reaper: Um, best two out of three. Dead Bill, Dead Ted: No way! Grim Reaper: Yes way.
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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick. Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum! Grim Reaper: I said Plum! Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now? Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five! Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!
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Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
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Ted: Dude, how are we gonna get out of this? We don't got any time! Bill: Yeah we do, dude. Look, after we get away from this guy, we use the booth. We time travel back to before the concert and set up the things we need to get him now.
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Colonel Oates: You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!
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Dead Bill: Best of seven? Grim Reaper: DAMN RIGHT!
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[falling down a really big hole] Dead Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions? Dead Ted: Okay! I got one! Dead Bill: Is it a mineral? Dead Ted: Yeah! Dead Bill: Are you a tank? Dead Ted: Whoa! Yeah!
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[During séance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy] Missy: Spirits, can you hear me? Dead Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down... Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
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Dead Ted: Bill, what happened? Dead Bill: Ted, we're dead, dude. Dead Ted: No way! Dead Bill: Yes way!
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Dead Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper! Dead Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?
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Bill: [stage introduction] And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.
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Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me!
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Beelzebub: Choose your eternity! Dead Ted: Choose your own, you fag! [Ted is pushed against a wall by some evil force] Dead Bill: You ugly, red, source of all evil! [Bill is pushed against the same wall]
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Dead Ted: [After Bill and Ted have each experienced their own personal Hell] That was non-non-non-non-non-NON-Heinous!
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Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Dude. Don't fear the Reaper. [both of them do an air guitar] Grim Reaper: I heard that.
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