Other Titles • Mermaids • Meerjungfrauen küssen besser (1990)
Quotes from Mermaids (1990)
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Charlotte Flax: Oh, I'm going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!
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Charlotte Flax: I want to stay! Rachel Flax: And do what? Charlotte Flax: Finish high school Rachel Flax: Great start. What's your major? Town tramp? Charlotte Flax: No Mom, the town already has one.
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Charlotte Flax: I wanted to ask her what color her bra was and if she had pure thoughts every second of the day, but...
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Charlotte Flax: I'm going to make a real sandwich; one that a man can sink his teeth into.
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Rachel Flax: Who's that? Charlotte Flax: That's Mr. Crane, my history teacher, and he is very nice. Rachel Flax: *He* is an asshole. Charlotte Flax: You haven't even met him yet! Rachel Flax: I don't to meet him. He's driving an Edsel, for Christ's sake.
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Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.
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Charlotte Flax: A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors d'oeurves." Fun Finger Foods is her main source book and it's all the woman cooks.
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Rachel Flax: Alright, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You stop being a little bitch for, let's say, oh, I don't know, an hour or two, and I won't knock the religion of your choice for a week.
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Charlotte Flax: Please God don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things... Dear God, I love the way he throws.
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[Charlotte is praying at a shrine she has made in her room to the Virgin Mary] Rachel Flax: Charlotte, we're Jewish.
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Rachel Flax: One thing you can rely on about your father: He can't be relied on.
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Rachel Flax: Don't do anything I wouldn't do! On second thought... don't do anything I would do.
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Dr. Reynolds: [Charlotte thinks she is pregnant because she kissed Joe] Has your mother ever talked to you about sex? Charlotte Flax: Uh... oh yeah! All the time. We talk about everything. She's a wonderful mother. Dr. Reynolds: So you do know how babies are made? Charlotte Flax: Oh, yeah. Dr. Reynolds: Then why did you think you were pregnant? You're still a virgin.
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