Other Titles • Kicking & Screaming (2005) • Soccer Dads • Untitled Will Ferrell Soccer Comedy • Kicking and Screaming
Quotes from Kicking & Screaming (2005)
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Phil Weston: [Phil is being kicked out of Beantown] What's happening Derek, I thought we were friends. Beantown Employees: My name is Andy. Phil Weston: No, your name is Liar, 'cause you tell lies.
(3 votes)
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Phil Weston: I'm angry! I'm spitting angry! I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!
(2 votes)
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Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox! Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy! Mike Ditka: You're crazy! Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty! Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL! Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
(1 vote)
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Byong Sun: Whoo! Lets get electric in the air!
(1 vote)
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Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.
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Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you! Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!
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Phil Weston: Ambrose Ambrose: Yeah? Phil Weston: I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. What was going through your head out there last week? Ambrose: I was breaking my back for you coach because of my love for the game. Phil Weston: LIAR!
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Phil Weston: [Phil to Mark] How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning?
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Phil Weston: I was born a baby...
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Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?
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Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!
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Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph? Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it? Ann Hogan: B-Y-... Mike Ditka: I think I got it. [gives paper] Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?
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Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.
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Phil Weston: Well, if it isn't Porkface Jones. I can eat a box of cookies tonight. Can you do that? No. Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid. [kid starts attacking him] Phil Weston: [shouts] Get him off me! [someone pulls kid off] Phil Weston: That's like the little jackal from hell!
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Buck Weston: We've got balls! Phil Weston: And vitamins! Buck Weston: But mostly balls! Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams] [shout] Phil Weston: And vitamins!
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Phil Weston: They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like.
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Ann Hogan: You ease up on him. Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.
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Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [after the Tigers have arrived to the soccer field from the butcher shop and are covered in blood] You know, actually one of my kids forgot his socks so we forfeit; yeah, we forfeit! Jim Davidson 'The Captain': [turns and starts sprinting to their cars] Run to the car kids; run quickly to the car!
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