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The War of the Roses (1989)

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Directed by
Danny DeVito

Written by
Warren Adler, Michael Leeson

Cast
Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, Marianne Sägebrecht, Sean Astin [more]


Release Date
Dec 8, 1989 (USA)
DVD Release Date
• R1: Dec 18, 2001

MPAA Rating
R

Running Time
1 hour, 56 minutes

Country USA

Studio 20th Century Fox, Gracie Films

More info on IMDb.com

Other Titles
• The War of the Roses
• Der Rosenkrieg (1990)



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 Quotes from The War of the Roses (1989)
1
Gavin: Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.

  64.444444444444% (9 votes)
2
Oliver Rose: You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you?
Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?

  73.333333333333% (6 votes)
3
[Finding out that they are going to get a divorce]
Oliver Rose: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
Barbara Rose: Best your money can buy!

  57.142857142857% (7 votes)
4
Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?
Gavin: Is there any other way?

  51.428571428571% (7 votes)
5
Oliver Rose: You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.

  60% (5 votes)
6
[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

  
7
[Oliver Rose lies in agony, after having his penis bitten severely by Barbara Rose]
Barbara Rose: Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  
8
Gavin: There is no winning! Only degrees of losing!

  
9
Barbara Rose: [after learning that Oliver is moving back into the home] This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
Oliver Rose: Second stupidest.

  
10
Oliver Rose: Barbara, Susan is here. She wants to know if you are all right.
Barbara Rose: Never felt better.
Oliver Rose: [opens the door for Susan] Thank you for dropping by, Susan.
Susan: Will you go outside with me, Mr.Rose?
Oliver Rose: Let's go.
[pauses]
Oliver Rose: Wait a minute, I forgot something.
Susan: What?
Oliver Rose: Barbara!
[shuts the door in front of her nose]

  
11
Oliver Rose: [mistakenly almost hits Susan with the thrown chair] Oh, I'm sorry, Susan. I thought you are Barbara.

  
12
Barbara Rose: Get out of the car, honey!
Oliver Rose: You're gonna have to kill me.
Barbara Rose: I mean it, Oliver.
Oliver Rose: You don't have *guts*! C'mon!

  


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