Other Titles • Robots (2005) • Robots: The IMAX Experience
Quotes from Robots (2005)
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Rodney Copperbottom: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of. Fender: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken... Buck-ah! [lays an egg] Fender: Whoa! Didn't know I could do that!
(102 votes)
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Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving! [runs away with Rodney's foot]
(93 votes)
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Piper: Fender, get out of my room! Fender: I'm not in your room. I am now. Now, I'm not. Am. Not. Am. Not... Piper: [sternly] Get out of my room!
(103 votes)
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Watch: Don't buy us. We're fakes.
(93 votes)
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Fender: I ran all this way in cha-cha heels...
(77 votes)
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Fender: Is there anything for me? Mailbox: Oh, I've got something for you. [slaps Fender] Mailbox: That's from my sister! Fender: I recognize the handwriting.
(3 votes)
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Fender: You consider me a friend? Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you? Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
(2 votes)
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Crank: Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by.
(2 votes)
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Cappy: [as they are being swept along by the tsunami of dominoes] What do we do? Rodney Copperbottom: I don't know! This is a first for me!
(8 votes)
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Fender: Oh, it used to be a lot worse. They used to have this giant hammer... [Rodney screams] Fender: Hey, they brought it back!
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Fender: [his arms have just fallen off] Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling. [the arms are wrestling each other] Fender: Could you please separate them? Hurry, my back itches.
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Fender: [to Rodney] You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window.
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Piper: Did I miss the butt wuppin'? Piper, Crank, Fender, Rodney Copperbottom, Lug, Cappy: [surrounded by menacing machines, everyone freeze, staring and then move again] No. Crank: Actually, you're a little early.
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Fender: [shouts] Aunt Fanny... We're home!
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Aunt Fanny: Say hello to my dimpled friend!
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Fender: [Lug is holding his head] Why, I'd, I'd smack you if I had a hand. [his body comes bouncing off buildings] Fender: Wow, speak of the devil... here I come. [the body falls on the floor] Fender: Owww! Daddy!
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Fender: [while running down a conveyor belt after putting on a new pair of legs, which reveal they have a skirt on them] This is so wrong... this is *so wrong*!
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Mr. Copperbottom: He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts.
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Fender: Oh, no! Rodney Copperbottom: What? Fender: We're going off the track! We're going to crash! I don't want to die! [the sphere they are riding free falls and both scream; then the sphere lands in a catapult] Fender: [Laughing] I was just kidding! Put your head between your legs.
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Fender: I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing!
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Lug: Hey, Fender, have you lost weight? Crank: Lost weight? Look at... will you look at... He's a head in a basket!
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Fender: [as his body is banging his head on the hardware store counter] I'm hurting me!
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Rodney Copperbottom: Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there. [angry mob runs past the window] Fender: [Fender, Rodney and the others go out to investigate the mob] Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky."
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Ratchet: Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips!
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Loretta Geargrinder: Thanks for walking me home. Fender: Thanks for carrying me up that hill!
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Rodney Copperbottom: [as the dominoes are falling in Bigweld?s workshop] This is more elaborate than the TV show.
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Cappy: Are you all right, sir? Bigweld: Considering I'm an old fat guy who just fell onto the floor, I'm *fantastic*!
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Bigweld: A device, a thing-a-ma-bob, a do-hickey?
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Piper: I have a sister! [Fender looks round after being at the chop shop] Piper: [gasps] An ugly sister!
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Ratchet: [as he is begging Bigweld not to fire him] The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!
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Ratchet: [after he's hit Bigweld over the head with the telephone] I'm as crazy as my mother!
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Bigweld: Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot. Madame Gasket: I try.
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Rodney Copperbottom: When was the last time you got oiled? Fender: Yeah, I can't really answer that in front of my kid sister.
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Bigweld: [while being repaired by Rodney, a la 2001: A Space Odyssey] [sings] Bigweld: Daaaisy... Daaaaissy... Giive mee yoour aaaanswer truuuue.
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Aunt Fanny: [pushes Rodney into wall with large backside] Where's your friend, dear? Fender: He's been rear-ended.
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Rodney Copperbottom: Why is she called Aunt Fanny? Fender: Well, we couldn't call her Aunt Booty.
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Mrs. Copperbottom: I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct. Herb Copperbottom: What instinct? He left us a note, "I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station."
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Fender: Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, and if you can't make it here, welcome to the club.
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Bigweld: You know, your boyfriend here is quite the genius. Cappy: Oh, he's not my... he is?
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Mr. Gasket: So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans.
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Aunt Fanny: But fighting never solved anything. Bigweld: Quitting's not so productive, either.
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Madame Gasket: Who are these losers? Fender: We, sir... Madame Gasket: I'm a woman. Crank: Ouch. Fender: [Scottish accent] We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest! Crank: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of... [hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket] Fender: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine? Crank: Did you count that one? Fender: I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
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Lug: I can never find pieces in my size.
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Crank: Oh, man! This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.
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Rodney Copperbottom: But I don't want my picture taken. Fender: You don't? Rodney Copperbottom: No. Fender: That's okay, there's no film in the camera.
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Madame Gasket: Someone is fixing them! And they're laughing at you, Ratchet! Ratchet: Are you sure they aren't laughing *with* me?
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[Herb has just been running through the town, yelling "I'm going to be a dad!" and runs into his house, where Mrs. Copperbottom is standing next to a window] Mrs. Copperbottom: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. You missed the delivery. Herb Copperbottom: Oh! Mrs. Copperbottom: [holds up a box with a picture of a robot on it] But it's okay. Making the baby's the fun part.
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Fender: [to Rodney] You can bunk with me... [in a campy voice] Fender: we'll ignore the rumors.
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Aunt Fanny: And what's your name? Rodney Copperbottom: [is mesmerized by her large derriere] I'm Rodney Bigbottom. [beat] Rodney Copperbottom: No, I mean - I'm Rodney Copperbottom! Copperbottom.
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Voice Box at Hardware Store: The Force is strong in this one.
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