Other Titles • The Producers: The Movie Musical • The Producers (2005)
Quotes from The Producers (2005)
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Max Bialystock: [after hearing Ulla's huge name] What's your first name? Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name? Max Bialystock: Sorry. We don't have time.
(4 votes)
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Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show. Leo Bloom: And two? Max Bialystock: [yelling] Never put your own money in the show!
(4 votes)
3
Roger De Bris: I shall have to think about it - I'll do it.
(3 votes)
4
Ulla: Would you like Ulla make audition? Leo Bloom: That won't be nece - Max Bialystock: Yes, it is nece! Extremely nece!
(2 votes)
5
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock, Carmen Ghia, Roger De Bris: Break a leg! [CRASH!] Max Bialystock: Franz, what happened? Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!
Little Old Lady Investor: I made it out to the name of the play: Cash. It's a funny name for a play. Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Elizabeth? Franz Liebkind: [about Hitler] Ja. That was his middle name.
(1 vote)
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Max Bialystock: Always moving your lips along with the actors. Roger De Bris: [mouthing along with him] Always moving your lips along with the actors.
(1 vote)
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Roger De Bris: Read it? I devoured it!
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Carmen Ghia: He's having a stroke! Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: What? Carmen Ghia: Of Genius!
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Roger De Bris: [signing his name] Roger Elizabeth DeBris!
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Ulla: So, Mr. Bloom. Ve are all alone. Leo Bloom: Yes, ve are alone.
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Ulla: Why Bloom go so far camera right?
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