Other Titles • The Pacifier (2005) • Le Pacificateur • Gnome
Quotes from The Pacifier (2005)
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Lulu Plummer: Do you know Kung Fu? Shane Wolfe: Yes. Lulu Plummer: Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off? Shane Wolfe: No. Lulu Plummer: Why are your boobs so big? Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs. Lulu Plummer: Do you have to wear a bra? Shane Wolfe: What? Lulu Plummer: Will mine be as big as yours one day? Shane Wolfe: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land? Lulu Plummer: Do I look like I'm five? Shane Wolfe: What did I say? Lulu Plummer: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
(49 votes)
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Julie Plummer: [after hitting Mrs. Chen and knocking her unconscious] She was never really a good neighbor.
[From trailer] [From trailer] Lulu Plummer: [jumping out of the car after experiencing Zoe's driving] [shouts] Lulu Plummer: Land! Solid land!
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Shane Wolfe: Mrs. Plummer, I will personally make sure your kids are... [Gary the Duck bites him in the ear] Shane Wolfe: ...Oh, my God! Julie Plummer: [puts Gary down] Sorry, that's Gary. Shane Wolfe: He bit me! Julie Plummer: I know. He thinks he's a guard dog.
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[from trailer] Shane Wolfe: [on S.U.Vs] Think of it as a Bradley assault vehicle.
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Shane Wolfe: [coaching Zoe on S.U.V.s] Just think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle. Seth Plummer: With her driving, it will be!
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[from trailer] Shane Wolfe: [to the kids he's watching] I'm never gonna be able to remember your names because there's not enough time so you're Red One, you're Red Two, you're Red Three, and you're Red Baby.
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[from trailer] Shane Wolfe: [while changing the baby's diaper] Ewwww, Red Baby!
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Lulu Plummer: [as her Firefly troops see Shane in nothing but a towel] I told you he had boobs.
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