Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Everyone be quiet. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
(161 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. [directing Private] Skipper the Penguin: Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive. [Private's crayon tip breaks off and he looks up in shock.]
(101 votes)
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Mort the Mouse Lemur: I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!
(98 votes)
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Mason the Chimpanzee: [Mason and Phil are surrounded by police] If you have any poo, fling it now.
(75 votes)
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Julian: [He begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat] Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me [Maurice begins waving Julian's arm] Julian: Faster!
(69 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: [on arriving at Antarctica] Well, this sucks!
(28 votes)
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Julian: Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?
(24 votes)
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[from trailer] Julian: They're just a bunch of pansies. [pause] Julian: Let's go meet the pansies!
(25 votes)
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Julian: What is a bite on the butt amongst friends? [shakes his tail at Maurice] Julian: Here, give me a nibble.
(18 votes)
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Julian: After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift. [presents Alex with his crown] Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown. Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
(13 votes)
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Julian: Come on? time to robot! [robot voice] Julian: I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.
(15 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: You! Higher mammal, can you read?
(10 votes)
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Gloria the Hippo: Come on, we are New Yorkers, right? Marty the Zebra: Yeah. Gloria the Hippo: We're tough! We're gritty! Marty the Zebra: Yeah! Gloria the Hippo: We're adaptable! Melman the Giraffe: Yeah! Gloria the Hippo: And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans! Melman the Giraffe: No, we're not!
(10 votes)
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Julian: We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. Gloria the Hippo: The who-sa? Julian: The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
(9 votes)
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Mort the Mouse Lemur: They are savages! Tonight we die. Julian: The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet? Maurice: He did tell you about the feet. Mort the Mouse Lemur: [cutely] E-he.
(10 votes)
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Kowalski the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!
(8 votes)
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Marty the Zebra: Where are the people? Skipper the Penguin: We killed them and ate their livers. [pause] Skipper the Penguin: Gotcha there, didn't I?
(8 votes)
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Julian: I lke them too! Mort the Mouse Lemur: Well, you hate them compared to how much I like them!
(10 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
(7 votes)
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Maurice: Where are you giants from? Alex the Lion: We're from New York. Julian: All hail the New York Giants!
(7 votes)
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Julian: [presenting Alex with his crown] I would like you to have this. Alex the Lion: Oh, Julian, I couldn't. Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got an even bigger one with a gecko on it!
(6 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: You didn't see anything!
(6 votes)
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[from trailer] Melman the Giraffe: [shouts] Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
(5 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Hey, Quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch? Marty the Zebra: I sprechen. Skipper the Penguin: What continent is this? Marty the Zebra: Manhattan. Skipper the Penguin: Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Dive! Dive! Dive!
(5 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Status. Private the Penguin: [Walking on computer keyboard] It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes. Skipper the Penguin: [Slapping Private] Don't give me excuses, give me results!
(5 votes)
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Gloria the Hippo: Aww, you poor little baby, did that big mean lion scare you? Mort the Mouse Lemur: Mm-hmm. Gloria the Hippo: He did? He's a big fat old puddy-tat, isn't he? Mort the Mouse Lemur: [gurgling and lifting arms up to be picked up] Gloria the Hippo: Come on, mama hold you. Awww! Melman the Giraffe: They are so cute from a reasonable distance. Gloria the Hippo: Look at you! Aren't you the sweetest thing... aww I just wanna dunk him in my coffee! Mort the Mouse Lemur: [giggling cutely]
(5 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report. Kowalski the Penguin: [In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line. Skipper the Penguin: And the bad news? Kowalski the Penguin: [laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel. Skipper the Penguin: Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in. Private the Penguin: And me, Skipper? Skipper the Penguin: I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump.
(4 votes)
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Mort the Mouse Lemur: King Julian! What are they? [shouts] Mort the Mouse Lemur: What are they? Julian: They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future! Maurice: They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals! Mort the Mouse Lemur: [begins weeping] Julian: Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
(4 votes)
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Julian: Maurice, you have insulted the giant freaks!
(4 votes)
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Julian: Welcome to Madagascar. Marty the Zebra: Mada-who-ah? Julian: No. Not who-ah. As-car.
(4 votes)
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[last lines] Private the Penguin: Skipper... don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas? Skipper the Penguin: Naah... just smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
(4 votes)
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Alex the Lion: [shouts] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
(4 votes)
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Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding!
(6 votes)
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Mason the Chimpanzee: [Mason and Phil have just escaped] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center. Mason the Chimpanzee: [Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
(3 votes)
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Alex the Lion: [exhausted from running and calling all night] Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al.
(3 votes)
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Marty the Zebra: The penguins are going, so why can't I? Alex the Lion: Marty, the penguins are psychotic.
(3 votes)
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Melman the Giraffe: They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance.
(4 votes)
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Marty the Zebra: [about King Julian] He's got style. Alex the Lion: What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs? Melman the Giraffe: I think it's a squirrel. Julian: Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow. Alex the Lion: Definitely a squirrel. Melman the Giraffe: Yep, a squirrel.
(3 votes)
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Skipper the Penguin: Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? [Marty nods head] Skipper the Penguin: Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? [Marty shakes head] Skipper the Penguin: Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antartica. To the wild.
(2 votes)
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Alex the Lion: Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous day in the Big Apple. Let's go. Melman the Giraffe: Not for me. I'm calling in sick. Alex the Lion: What? Melman the Giraffe: I found a bro... another brown spot on my shoulder, right here. See? Right th... right there. You see? Alex the Lion: Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm?
(2 votes)
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Marty the Zebra: This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.
(2 votes)
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Gloria the Hippo: Melman! Are you okay? Melman the Giraffe: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. Alex the Lion: Melman, you're not getting an MRI. Melman the Giraffe: CAT scan? Alex the Lion: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer! Melman the Giraffe: Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO! Marty the Zebra: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay. Alex the Lion: No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined!
(2 votes)
43
Gloria the Hippo: What kind of zoo is this? Melman the Giraffe: I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations. Marty the Zebra: I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain. Melman the Giraffe: Twenty-seven.
(2 votes)
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Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.
(1 vote)
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Julian: They're just a bunch of pansies. Maurice: I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious. Julian: Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!
(1 vote)
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Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex? Alex the Lion: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
(1 vote)
47
Skipper the Penguin: Well boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast!
48
Melman the Giraffe: San Diego. Gloria the Hippo: San Diego? Melman the Giraffe: White, sandy beaches; cleverly simulated natural environment; wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks. [Taps on a rock] Melman the Giraffe: Wow, that looks real.
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Gloria the Hippo: It's not people, it's animals. Melman the Giraffe: California animals. Dude. Marty the Zebra: This is like a Puffy party.
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Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! [Takes urinal cake out of mouth] Melman the Giraffe: Free mints!
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