Production Companies 20th Century Fox, Marvel Enterprises, 1492 Pictures, Constantin Film Produktion GmbH, Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 3 KG
Other Titles • Fantastic Four (2005) • Fantastic 4
Quotes from Fantastic Four (2005)
1
Johnny Storm: [referring to the nurse] My future wife!
(29 votes)
2
[Susan's invisibility has worn off and she's now standing in front of a crowd in her underwear] Reed Richards: I see you've been working out. Susan Storm: Shut up!
(26 votes)
3
Johnny Storm: [to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing] Where're your ears?
(26 votes)
4
Johnny Storm: [after Susan turns invisible, then reappears, the disappears again] I'm going to need therapy.
(25 votes)
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[Susan has just taken off all of her clothes while she was invisible] Johnny Storm: I feel very dirty!
(22 votes)
6
[after he falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water, talking to nurse] Johnny Storm: Care to join me?
(2 votes)
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[Reed tries to kiss an invisible Sue] Susan Storm: That's my nose, genius. These are my lips. [she kisses him]
(2 votes)
8
Victor Von Doom: Call me Doom.
(2 votes)
9
Susan Storm: [to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them] Don't even think about it! Johnny Storm: Never do. [he jumps off the Baxter Building]
(2 votes)
10
Ben Grimm: No more cracks about how I look. Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity. [making his way through a crowd of people] Johnny Storm: Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
(2 votes)
11
Johnny Storm: [after The Thing demolished his car] You're gonna pay for that, Pebbles!
(2 votes)
12
Ben Grimm: [after Johnny flies off on fire] Show off.
(5 votes)
13
Reed Richards: I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms. Johnny Storm: Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're... well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through. And Ben's always been a hardass.
(3 votes)
14
Johnny Storm: [puts thermometer in nurse's pocket] That's yours. [kisses nurse] Johnny Storm: That's mine.
(1 vote)
15
X Games Announcer: Is it true what they say? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy? Johnny Storm: Actually, between us, I think he's got some problems staying rigid.
(1 vote)
16
Ben Grimm: It's clobberin' time! [sends Dr.Doom flying. A metal painting falls on him] Ben Grimm: I've been waiting to do that.
(1 vote)
17
Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you? Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?
(1 vote)
18
Nurse: [taking Johnny's temperature which charges the electronic thermometer to 209 degrees] My God! You're hot! Johnny Storm: Why, thank you. So are you.
(1 vote)
19
Susan Storm: It's too dangerous for you to go out into public. Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.
(1 vote)
20
Susan Storm: [invisible] Look at me! Reed Richards: I can't.
(1 vote)
21
Susan Storm: Victor, you always thought you were a god. Victor Von Doom: Let's not fight. Susan Storm: No. Let's.
(1 vote)
22
Ben Grimm: I need to borrow your car. Old Lady with Car #1: The transmission sticks. Ben Grimm: That's not gonna be a problem. [hurls the car in the direction of Doom]
(1 vote)
23
Reed Richards: What I see in your relationship is what I considered the best part of ours. Susan Storm: That is? Reed Richards: Passion... for science.
(2 votes)
24
Reed Richards: [after leaning in to kiss Sue, she turns invisibe] ... That's not fair.
25
Ben Grimm: How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.
26
[from trailer] Johnny Storm: You know that looked cool!
27
[first lines] Ben Grimm: Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.
28
[from trailer] Reed Richards: [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side] Johnny Storm: That's gross!
29
Ben Grimm: [after finding out that he's working for Johnny] I can not take orders from the underwear model!
30
Ben Grimm: [referring to Reed, Susan and Johnny in their new outfits] You guys look like an '80s rock band!
31
Ben Grimm: [complaining about Johnny] That underwear model washed out at NASA for bringing two Victoria's Secret wannabes into a flight simulator. Reed Richards: Youthful high spirits. Ben Grimm: They crashed it into a wall.
32
Reed Richards: A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?
33
Alicia Masters: Being different isn't always a bad thing. Ben Grimm: Trust me, this ain't one of them times.
34
Susan Storm: You were at 4,000 Kelvin. Any hotter, and you're approaching super nova. Johnny Storm: Sweet! Susan Storm: No, Johnny, not sweet. That's the temperature of the sun.
35
Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA! Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that. Johnny Storm: Hey, guys! [his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again] Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*? Reed Richards: ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
36
Compound Reporter #3: That thing doesn't look at very fantastic! Reed Richards: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero who's been through a terrible orde- Johnny Storm: What he means is every team needs a mascot.
37
[Ben Grimm sees a man about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge] Ben Grimm: Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.
38
Victor Von Doom: [proposing to Sue Storm] Four words, Sue. Four words that will change our lives forever... Reed Richards: [interrupting] The cloud is accelerating!
39
Johnny Storm: [sue turns invisible, then begins taking off her clothes but loses her invisibility] I'm going to need therapy.
40
Victor Von Doom: Do you think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts? Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god.
41
Susan Storm: [to Reed] You're such a dork.
42
Johnny Storm: [Ben enters the lobby] Hey! Look what the marketing guys gave us! Look, check it out, listen, listen, there's words - [holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice] Johnny Storm: It's catchy, right? [giggles] Johnny Storm: Isn't that great? Ben Grimm: [takes the figure from Johnny and smashes it into the wall and stomps away] Johnny Storm: Aww, that was the prototype!
43
Johnny Storm: [diving off a building trying to turn his power on] Come on, come on, come on. Flame on!
44
Chief Fireman: Who's the leader? Johnny Storm: That would be me! Chief Fireman: No, really.
45
Ben Grimm: [after he accidentally shatters his vat of alcohol] If there is a God, he must hate me. Alicia Masters: *She* isn't really into hate.
46
Von Doom's Doctor: Your entire biophysical structure is changing. Victor Von Doom: That's terrible news. [he kills the Doctor] Victor Von Doom: I think I'll get a second opinion.
47
Reed Richards: Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life. Victor Von Doom: Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars.
48
Johnny Storm: It's like some higher calling. Reed Richards: Like getting girls and making money? Johnny Storm: Is there any higher?
49
Johnny Storm: What if we got these powers for a reason?
50
Reed Richards: I found a broken gasket from space.
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