Other Titles • Corpse Bride (2005) • Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
Quotes from Corpse Bride (2005)
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Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?
(155 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
(153 votes)
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The Corpse Bride: [singing] If I touch a burning candle I can feel the pain/if you cut me with a knife it's still the same/and I know her heart is beating, I know that I am dead/yet the pain I feel, try and tell me it's not real/ for it seems I still have a tear to shed.
(134 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!
(121 votes)
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Victor: And with this candle... I will light your mother's dress on fire.
(106 votes)
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Old Woman: Is that you? But you've been dead 15 years! Skeleton: [grabs old woman] Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. [kisses her]
(21 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: [trying to practice his vows] With these hands I will cup... [unconsciously holds hands to his chest in a suggestive manner, and is then horrified] Victor Van Dort: Oh dear no!
(22 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise. The Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.
(17 votes)
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Pastor Galswells: [holding the ghosts off] Back, ye demons from Hell! Skeleton: Keep it down, will yer? We're in a church.
(11 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: Tomorrow, Victoria, we are to be... [struggles to say "married"] Victor Van Dort: Mmmm... mmmm... mmmm... Victoria Everglot: [small giggle] ... married.
(7 votes)
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Victoria Everglot: What if Victor and I don't like each other? Maudeline Everglot: Hmpf! As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other? Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Of course not!
(6 votes)
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Elder Gutknecht: Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
(5 votes)
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Victor: [to the corpse of Scraps] Play dead... Oh, sorry.
(5 votes)
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Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.
(5 votes)
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[the Corpse Bride recognizes Lord Barkis] The Corpse Bride: You! Barkis Bittern: Emily? But I left you. The Corpse Bride: For dead!
(7 votes)
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Town Crier: In other news... *the dead walk the earth*!
(4 votes)
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Maggot: Let me at him! Let me at him! Don't hold me back! Elder Gutknecht: [holding crowd back] Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living. Maggot: [after Lord Barkis drinks potion] Not any more! Elder Gutknecht: Yep. You're right. He's all yours.
(3 votes)
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The Corpse Bride: [becomes angry] Hop scotch
(5 votes)
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Elder Gutknecht: [officiating over the wedding ceremony of Victor and Emily] Dearly beloved... and departed...
(3 votes)
20
The Corpse Bride: [about Victor] He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
(2 votes)
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Finnis Everglot: [as corpses run amuck] If my grandfather were to see this, he'd be rolling in his grave. Grandfather Everglot: [next to a portrait of himself in life] Excuse me, where do you keep the spirits? Finnis Everglot, Maudeline: AAAAAAAHHHH!
(2 votes)
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The Corpse Bride: I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor, but you are not mine.
(2 votes)
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Victor Van Dort: But I don't even know your name. Maggot: [from inside the Corpse Bride's head] Well, that's a great way to start a marriage. The Corpse Bride: [grasps head and hisses] Sshh! Shut up!
(2 votes)
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Black Widow Spider: [speaking to Emily regarding Victoria] Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. You've got - you've got - a wonderful personality!
(2 votes)
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Maggot: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
(2 votes)
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The Corpse Bride: Maybe he does belong with her. [sarcastic tone] The Corpse Bride: Little Miss Living.
(2 votes)
27
Nell Van Dort: [singing] It's a beautiful day! William Van Dort: It's a rather nice day Nell Van Dort: [singing] A day for a glorious wedding! William Van Dort: A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear. Nell Van Dort: [singing] A rehearsal for a glorious wedding! William Van Dort: Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know Nell Van Dort: That nothing unexpected interferes with the show Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] And that's why everything / Every last little thing / Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go Nell Van Dort: [singing] According to plan! William Van Dort: Our son will be married! Nell Van Dort: [singing] According to plan! William Van Dort: And our family carried Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] Elevated to the hights of society! Nell Van Dort: To the costume balls! William Van Dort: In the hallowed halls! Nell Van Dort: Rubbing elbows with the finest! William Van Dort: And having crumpets with Her Highness! Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] We'll be there! We'll be seen/Having tea with the queen! We'll forget everything that we've ever ever been!
(3 votes)
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The Corpse Bride: [after chasing Victor through the forest] You may kiss the bride.
(1 vote)
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Bonejangles: A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul!
(1 vote)
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Mrs. Plum: New arrival!
(1 vote)
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Solemn Village Boy: [the little boy walks away from his frightened family and toward one of the skeletons] Grandpa?
(2 votes)
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General Bonesapart: This is going to be good.
(1 vote)
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The Corpse Bride: Darling... where are you going? Victor Van Dort: *Home*!
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The Corpse Bride: ...I'm sure he's got a perfectly good reason... for taking so long... Maggot: Oh, I'm sure he does. Why don't you go ask him? The Corpse Bride: All right, I will! Maggot: After all, he couldn't get far - with those cold feet...
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Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tact; you'd think a lifetime watching us [singing] Maudeline Everglot: might of taught her that, might of taught her that. Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect. Maudeline Everglot: Everything must be perfect. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect, perfect! Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: That's why everything/every last everything/ every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: According to plan!
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Maudeline Everglot: [singing] It's a terrible day Finnis Everglot: Oh, don't be that way. Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding Finnis Everglot: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in Maudeline Everglot: That has led to this ominous wedding. Finnis Everglot: How could our family have come to this? Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: To marry off our daughter to the noveaux rich? Maudeline Everglot: They're so common. Finnis Everglot: So coarse. Maudeline Everglot: Oh it couldn't be worse! Finnis Everglot: Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree/They could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy without a penny to their name/Just like you and me. Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Oh dear! Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: [singing] And that's why everything/Every last little thing/ Every single tiny microscopic little thing/ Must go... Maudeline Everglot: According to plan Finnis Everglot: Our daughter will wed. Maudeline Everglot: According to plan Finnis Everglot: And our family led. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: From the depths of deepest poverty. Maudeline Everglot: To the noble realm. Finnis Everglot: Of our ancestors Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: And who would've guessed in a million years/ That our daughter with a face Finnis Everglot: Of an otter in disgrace. Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Would provide our tickets to our rightful place?
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