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Quotes from The Lion King 1½ (2004)
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[Rafiki appears before Timon from a tree] Timon: You! No, no, don't say a word. I know what you're going to say. [Imitates Rafiki] Timon: Did you find Hakuna Matata? [Normal] Timon: Well, yes, I did! Thank you very much. [Laughs] Timon: And I am happy. Happy, happy, deliriously happy. [Imitates] Timon: Ho ha ha! I see. Happy, is it? So, if you're so happy, why do you look so miserable? [Normal] Timon: Miserable, you say? Why should I be miserable? Oh, I don't know. Maybe my two best pals in the world deserted me. Heh. They - they've headed off on some heroic mission... My friends... are gone. [Realizes] Timon: And... my Hakuna Matata went with them! Rafiki: [smiles and nods] Timon: [points to his head] Would you mind? [bows his head down] Rafiki: [lightly hits him on the head with his stick] Timon: Ay. Thanks. I'm glad we had this talk. [clicks his tongue at Rafiki and runs off screen] Rafiki: [to the audience] My work here is done.
(60 votes)
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Pumbaa: What exactly did he say? Timon: [mimicking Rafikki] Look beyond what you see.
(60 votes)
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Timon: Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? What are you doin'? Timon: Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride? Shenzi: I don't think so! Timon: Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?" Shenzi: Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature. Timon: Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? I'm lonely. Pumbaa: Can I be your best man? Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!
(55 votes)
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Rafiki: Look beyond what you see.
(57 votes)
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Mom: Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him! Uncle Max: ARE YOU NUTS? Mom: [dryly, to Rafiki] Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it?
[Pumbaa, Timon, and Simba are all in a bubbling water hole] Simba: This is great. Three friends, together, what more could you want? [all sigh relaxingly] Pumbaa: [yawns] Ah, I'm bushed. [while getting out of water hole] Pumbaa: I think I'll turn in for the night. [bubbles stop] Timon: I'm out! Simba: Right behind ya!
(2 votes)
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Timon: This is the start of a beautiful acquaintanceship.
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Timon: We can't let them feel the love tonight.
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Pumbaa: Good night. Timon: Sleep tight. Pumbaa: Dream about bedbugs tonight.
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Timon: [singing along to opening of "The Lion King"] What's on the menu? Hey, roast beef and beans, basted ewe, it's Pumbaa. Pumbaa: I gotta tell you, Timon, that song always gets me, right here. Timon: Yes, Pumbaa. Well, enough of that. [Fast forwards film with his remote] Pumbaa: Uhh, Timon, what are you doing? Timon: I'm fast forwarding to the part where we come in. Pumbaa: But you can't go out of order. Timon: Au contraire, my porcine pal. I've got the remote. Pumbaa: But everybody's gonna get confused. [Picks up his own remote and rewinds film] Pumbaa: We have to go back to the beginning of the story. Timon: [Fast forwarding] But we're not in the beginning of the story. Pumbaa: [Rewinding] Yes we were, the whole time. Timon: [Fast forwarding] But they don't know that. Pumbaa: [Rewinding] Then, why don't we tell them our story? [Film stops during the hyena attack; Timon and Pumbaa are spooked] Timon: Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we tell them our story. Pumbaa: Oh, that's a great idea.
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Timon: I see carnivores.
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Timon: [about his species] We're so low on the food chain we're underground!
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Mom: Everything the light touches... belongs to someone else.
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Timon: [about a familiar log under the moon] I'm going to get old walking across this thing.
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Mom: Uncle Max, have you seen Timon? Uncle Max: No, I haven't... and what a day it's been. No fractures, no lacerations, concussions, contusions of any sort. As a matter of fact there's no sign of Timon's handy-work anywhere!
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Uncle Max: Meerkat! It's what's for dinner!
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Uncle Max: Timon the sentry? Why don't you save the hyenas the trouble and kill me now? JUST KILL ME NOW! Timon: [to Mom] He has a point. Mom: All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Look at Iron Joe. Iron Joe: [camera pans over to Iron Joe] DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES! DON'T LOOK AWAY! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GUARD US! SOMEBODY'S GONNA PROTECT US! [sobs uncontrollably] Timon: [camera pans over to Timon] Well, now I'm convinced...
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Shenzi: [Timon is singing] Oh, look, it's dinner and a show! Banzai: And I thought beans were the only musical food!
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Timon: I uh, I guess I owe everyone an apology. All right so I made a teensy mistake, like we all haven't broken into song on sentry duty before uh-haha come on, let me have a show of hands! Ooook.
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Timon: And so with my spirits high I boldy ventured off where no meerkat had dared to go before. I put my past behind me Ha! and never looked back. [sobs hysterically] Timon: Mommy, Mommy! What am I doing? Which way should I go?
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Timon: How convenient. Enter omniscient monkey, right on cue. Pumbaa: Well, you know what they say: "When the student is ready, the teacher appears." Timon: That's it. No more fortune-cookies for you!
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Timon: Let's go Pumbaa. I think the storm's coming to a head. [in the background the clouds are shaping to form Mufasa's head]
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Timon: Get a load of the monkey getting all Existential on me.
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Timon: Just eat me now and please make it fast, I have a low threshold for pain.
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Timon: It was a wonderful phrase. It has some rhythm. Laduda Ladada. No, that wasn't it.
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[Timon and Pumbaa have found their dream home; Timon is talking to himself, Pumbaa is making a celebration supper] Timon: The monkey was right! We found it! The perfect life! Pumbaa: I'll just whip up a little something. Timon: He had the perfect name for it, too. Pumbaa: Come and get it! Timon: [sits at a rock] Such a wonderful phrase. It had this rhythm. Laduda Ladada. Pumbaa: Try this - hot tuna frittata. Timon: Hmm. No, that's not it. Pumbaa: The spinach armada. Timon: Quiet, Pumbaa. I'm trying to think. Pumbaa: A spoon of ricotta. Timon: Two words. Pumbaa: A wormy piccata. Timon: Six syllables. Pumbaa: Kahuna colada. Timon: Twelve letters. Pumbaa: A blue enchilada. Timon: Rhymes with... Pumbaa: Legumes on a platter. Timon: Think, think, think. Pumbaa: [poking a dish] This oughta be hotta. Timon: I forget. Pumbaa: I gotta lambada! [dances right into Timon] Timon: HEY! How can you dance at a time like this? I'm DYIN' here!... Ooh, sorry about that, pal. Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata. Timon: ...Come again? Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata - It means "no worries". Ah-ohhhh...
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Uncle Max: I flinched, when I should have scurried.
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Mom: You know, there's something different about Timon. Uncle Max: You think? HE'S WEARING A DRESS!
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Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all! Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right? Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.
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Timon: It's as if you have some special power. Pumbaa: Uh, special power? well, it's pretty powerful.
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Timon: So, that's your special power? Pumbaa: You mean, you don't mind? Timon: Are you kidding? It was a gas! [starts laughing] Pumbaa: Well, I don't like to toot my own horn. Timon: Yeah, that's probably for the best.
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Pumbaa: After a long day of doing nothing, it's good to kick back.
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Uncle Max: Now what do we do if we see a hyena? Timon: Scream, "MOMMY!"
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[during the hyena chase, the channel suddenly changes to a shopping channel] Timon: What's going on here? Pumbaa, are you sitting on the remote? Pumbaa: Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie.
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Timon: It's coming to me. It's either that slug I ate, or I'm having an epiphany.
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[Timon is awaken by Simba singing "I Just Can't Wait to Be King"] Timon: Oh, perfect! We moved into the theater district. Get a load of these guys. Knock it off!
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Timon: I am perfectly happy right here. It's remote, private, no unexpected visitors... [the shadows of hyenas march across the wall, as the intro to "Be Prepared" plays] Timon: Something tells me that ain't the traveling company of Riverdance.
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Timon: Hey Pumbaa, what do you call a hyena with half a brain? Pumbaa: [laughs] Beats me, Timon. What? Timon: GIFTED!
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Pumbaa: Shall we run for our lives? Timon: Oh yes, let's. Pumbaa, Timon: AHHHHHHHHHH!
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Timon: Friends stick together to the end.
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Pumbaa: [talking through a crowd of animals at Pride Rock] Uh, Timon, I don't do so well in crowds.
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Pumbaa: They say first impressions are very important. Timon: Oh, I thought you were a "scream".
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Uncle Max: That's right, Mister! Because the world out there is fraught, FRAUGHT I tell you! [shakes Timon] Timon: Oh, boy. It's the fraught fest. Uncle Max: They're gonna rip us limb from limb! Timon: [clapping] Bravo, Uncle Max! Way'ta sell it to the cheap seats!
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Timon: [singing] [from the movie] Timon: Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meet / Eat my buddy, Pumbaa, here 'cause he's a... [Timon pauses the movie] Timon: Let's just cut to the chase, shall we? Pumbaa: Oh, okay. [Timon pushes next on the remote and it goes to the part where the hyenas chase Timon and Pumbaa] Timon, Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Timon: I'm Timon. Pumbaa: Pumbaa. Timon: No, really.
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Timon: Well, that worked like a dream. Pumbaa: It did? Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
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Timon: Ahh... I love the smell of Pumbaa in the morning.
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Rafiki: Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.
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Timon: What this place lacks in water and shade, it makes up for with searing heat and blinding sunshine. Home, sweet home, Pumbaa!
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