Terry Twillstein: Tally Ho all. Is this perchance Tas-Tee Liquors? Tonya: I don't know, faggot.
(52 votes)
2
Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You HAVE to do me a favor. Robbie Dobbs: At your service. Birthday Woman: Tell me to fuck off. Ronnie Dobbs: Huh? Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday. Robbie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.
(43 votes)
3
Ronnie: Man, I know they talking about beer, but I can think of another pair I'd like to grab. My balls.
(45 votes)
4
Ronnie Dobbs: I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything I can get. I mean, I'm gonna be rich, super rich. I mean, I'm gonna be spending money like a chimp in a beat-off contest.
(43 votes)
5
Ronnie: Honey, did you see me fartin'?
(40 votes)
6
Mandy Patinkin: [singing as Ronnie Dobbs] I thought that my home was my castle / With no one scrutinizing me / No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle / Y'all are brutalizing' me / Can't a man not drink his beer in silence? / Can't a man not crudely lie and scream? / Can't a man not control his bitch with violence? / Y'all are brutalizing me
(6 votes)
7
Tammy: Well how am I gonna get a babysitter? Ronnie: Ain't you got a T.V.? Tammy: Yeah. Ronnie: Well alright then. See ya tonight.
(1 vote)
8
[Ronnie attends a religious cult meeting with Jeff Goldblum] Cult Leader Gleh'n: What does Jeff Goldblum want? Jeff Goldblum: I want my money back. And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.
(2 votes)
9
Terry Twillstein: Have you read the letter's I'm getting. "Dear Ronnie, my name is Maurice. I am eight years old. I am your biggest fan. How come you are not so drunk anymore? My daddy says you were never drunk, but just a Hollywood phony. I told him he was wrong and he beat the shit out of me. Love, Maurice." Ronnie, I have stacks of these back at my office.
(2 votes)
10
Ronnie Dobbs: It's glorious, like an angel's sparkling lugie.
(1 vote)
11
Dot Lancaster: The movie you're about to see is not real. It is a movie. Do not act things out from it because you're disturbed or pissed off, you crazy son of a bitch.
(1 vote)
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