Heidi: Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem? Fannie: Oh man, at this point I'd fuck anyone.
(15 votes)
2
[Family dinner, with Lorena and daughter as guests] Heidi: [to her mother, Fern] What're you, apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother. Fern: Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
(15 votes)
3
Fannie: I bought a gift for you. Steven: Oh, no. Fannie: Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music. Steven: Oh, thanks! Fannie: Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one. Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa". Fannie: Yeah. Chicks dig it.
(15 votes)
4
Fannie: You can fuck me if I'm wrong! Steven: No, That's okay.
(15 votes)
5
Steven: I look both ways when I cross the street.
(15 votes)
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