Other Titles • Dirty Rotten Scoundrels • Zwei hinreissend verdorbene Schurken (1989)
Quotes from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
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[Sitting at the dinner table] Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first? Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may. Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you.
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Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that! Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
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Lawrence Jamieson: A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.
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Janet Colgate: Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.
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Freddy Benson: [in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!
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Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? Freddy Benson: No!
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Arthur: [greeting a returning Freddy] Welcome to Hell.
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[Ruprecht is mauling Lawrence's new girlfriend] Lawrence Jamieson: Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
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Lawrence Jamieson: Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.
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Freddy Benson: I've got culture coming out of my ass.
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