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Quotes from Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
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[the bad guys threaten our heroes with TNT] Kate Houghton: Who has *dynamite*? Daffy Duck: Welcome to *my* world.
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Daffy Duck: Okay, Toots, hand over the diamond. Dusty Tails: [to herself after pushing DJ out the door] He brought a goose? Daffy Duck: It's "duck", thank you.
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Daffy Duck: You'd never catch that rabbit doing something this heroic. Bugs Bunny: [appearing in the seat next to Daffy] Eh, what's up, duck? Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.
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Marvin the Martian: You tricked me! Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Darth?
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Bugs Bunny: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'. Elmer Fudd: Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil. Daffy Duck: That's showbiz for ya! Elmer Fudd: Now, unhand the card; so I can pwease my dark masters!
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Bugs Bunny: [fishing from a boat in the backseat of Kate's flooded Alfa Romeo] Well, whaddya know, I found Nemo!
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[Bugs is served a martini by one of the contraptions in Damian Drake's spy car] Bugs Bunny: Oh, well... it's five o' clock somewhere. Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing... Bugs Bunny: Shhh... I'm about to defy you.
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[as the spy car plummets to earth, Daffy calls his stockbroker on his cellphone] Daffy Duck: Sell all my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!
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Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck. DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck. Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name. Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.
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[making suggestions to improve Bugs' image] Kate Houghton: So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star! Bugs Bunny: Usually... [dresses in drag] Bugs Bunny: *I* play the female love interest! [Michigan J. Frog, at the table behind Bugs, jumps up and begins to sing "Hello My Baby"] Kate Houghton: Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing. [Bugs removes the dress and lipstick] Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other.
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Mr. Chairman: [to Kate] I've seen the way you look at me - I know I'm hot. Kate Houghton: Ugh!
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[Bugs Bunny is outside of the ship fighting Marvin the Martian. Daffy is cringing inside the ship, sucking his thumb] Daffy Duck: What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do?... Wait a minute, *I'm* Duck Dodgers! [Daffy "spins" into his Duck Dodgers costume] Daffy Duck: Aha! I'm going to be the hero of this picture! [Then Daffy straps one of five rockets on] Daffy Duck: Duck Dodgers to the rescue! [the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the second rocket] Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodgers to the... [the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the third rocket] Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodge... [the rocket blows up. Daffy turns and LOOKS at the fourth rocket] Daffy Duck: Duck... [the rocket blows up] Daffy Duck: [Daffy suddenly appears outside the ship with the last rocket strapped on, working] Daffy Duck: It's "You-Know-Who" to the rescue! [to the audience] Daffy Duck: It helps if you don't say the name.
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[after receiving an assignment] Marvin the Martian: A mission? I'm all a-tingle!
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Mr. Chairman: This is unacceptable. We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME goods... when three-year-olds work for so much less... [all the VPs reach for their buzzers. The VP of Child Labor gets to his first] Acme VP, Child Labor: But they require naps, sir. Mr. Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups.
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Mr. Chairman: There is a DUCK in the middle of the map. Remove the DUCK.
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Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy? DJ Drake: Well, yeah, only... temporarily... Daffy Duck: Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.
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Porky Pig: F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny! [sigh] Porky Pig: It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct. Speedy Gonzales: You're telling me.
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DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stunt double. Daffy Duck: You? A stunt double? Please. DJ Drake: No, it's true. Didya ever see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!
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[slips on an animated banana peel] Yosemite Sam: Yikes! [Opens fire on the banana peel] Yosemite Sam: Dadburn slapstick cliché!
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[Dusty comes out in a shiny black outfit] Daffy Duck: How many galoshes died to make *that* little number?
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Daffy Duck: That's not boxing. Bite his ear.
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Marvin the Martian: [brandishing a ray gun] Halt, and be fricasseed.
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Beaky Buzzard: That's right, I'm a vicious bird of prey.
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Daffy Duck: [spotting the Blue Monkey diamond] I'm rich. I'm affluent. My liquidity is assured.
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Bugs Bunny: Daff never misses a cue.
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Daffy Duck: I'm afraid the brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol, or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque. [points at Bugs, who is wearing Groucho glasses and a spinning bowtie; everyone laughs] Warner Brother: Whichever one's not the duck.
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[on Lillard's portrayal of Shaggy] Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man! Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character. Shaggy: If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after ya! Scooby Doo: Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack! [Scooby growls viciously at Lillard]
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[after hearing the name "Blue Monkey."] Mother: How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life? DJ Drake: My dad told me. Mother: Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?
Yosemite Sam: Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.
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[DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them] DJ Drake: Dad, I think we should move. Damien Drake: What's wrong with Beverly Hills? DJ Drake: I meant from this spot.
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Bugs Bunny: I'm tellin ya, Daffy, I heard the Warner Brothers say that you were their best duck. Daffy Duck: Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not, in order for you to get the laughs! It's all "woo-hoo, yuk yuk", and then "wham, bam, blam!" [whacks himself around for added emphasis] Bugs Bunny: And your tail's on fire. Daffy Duck: Exactly my point! I... Bugs Bunny: No, I mean your tail's on fire. [Daffy sees that his tail IS on fire - he runs around trying to extinguish it - Bugs laughs] Bugs Bunny: Daff, you're accident prone. [Daffy finally puts out his tail] Daffy Duck: Oh, what am I talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot and people love you.
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[Bugs and Daffy crash-land their spaceship through the window of Acme HQ, then walk away unscathed] Bugs Bunny: I think we scratched it. Daffy Duck: Who cares, it's a rental.
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[DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck] Foghorn Leghorn: Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone. Yosemite Sam: [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play! Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir? DJ Drake: Hit me. Foghorn Leghorn: Don't you, I say, don't you even wanna look at your card first, son? Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. DJ Drake: [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me. Yosemite Sam: No, hit me! Foghorn Leghorn: Wait your turn, son. [deals another ace to DJ] DJ Drake: Hit me. [Foghorn deals another ace] DJ Drake: Hit me. Yosemite Sam: No, hit me! [Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore] Yosemite Sam: No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit! [Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly] Foghorn Leghorn: Well, he's the boss. [DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well] DJ Drake: [unsure] ... Hit me? [Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table] Foghorn Leghorn: Twenty-one! A winner! [DJ and Daffy break for the door] Daffy Duck: And then, they made their heroic exit! [Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again]
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Daffy Duck: What a fantastic view. Bugs Bunny: Unless you're in the audience in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds.
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Bugs Bunny: Gee, it was really nice of Wal-mart to give us all this free Wal-mart stuff just for saying "Wal-mart" so many times.
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Bugs Bunny: All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'. Kate Houghton, DJ Drake, Daffy Duck: Aye! Daffy Duck: Mother! Spy Car Computer: Taking you to Mother!
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DJ Drake: Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog? Damien Drake: Yeah? DJ Drake: I got one!
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Bugs Bunny: So this is Area 51? Mother: No. Bugs Bunny: The secret goverment base? Mother: No. Bugs Bunny: Where they keep all the aliens? Mother: No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility. DJ Drake: Which is? Mother: Area 52.
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[Bugs, flying alongside Marvin, points to a map, and signals for Marvin to lower his window] Marvin the Martian: Earthlings have no sense of direction! [Marvin lowers the window, and is sucked out into space] Daffy Duck: Well, what do you know, he fell for it. I guess I owe you $5!
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Kate Houghton: Look, I'm trying to be nice, but I was brought in to leverage your synergy, and no wacky duck... Bugs Bunny: Daffy. Kate Houghton: Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter! Bugs Bunny: [produces award statuettes] Well, these matter... [hoists up Walk of Fame star] Bugs Bunny: ...and this, and they say bring Daffy back. Right, boys? Statuettes: We want Daffy! We want Daffy
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Daffy Duck: Say, that's the stuff from my office. Mr. Warner: You don't have an office. Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more. Daffy Duck: Symbolically, this is bad. Come on, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? You can't fire me. I'm too young and tender to retire. Kate Houghton: Let me escort you out. Daffy Duck: Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!
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Bugs Bunny: Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry... especially when it's a girl.
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[in area 52, Daffy has been liquefied] Kate Houghton: You are going to put him back, right? 'Cause I can't return to LA with duck soup. Mother: We do have the resources to reconstitute the body. The mind, though, will remain a gooey mess.
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Daffy Duck: Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens. DJ Drake: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. Daffy Duck: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed.
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Yosemite Sam: [Regarding a lit dynamite stick in the car] Throw it out the window! Throw it out! Throw it out! Nasty Canasta: But innocent people could get hurt. Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window! Cottontail Smith: I'll send the wrong message to children. Yosemite Sam: Throw it out... [dynamite explodes] Yosemite Sam: Ooooh!
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[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert] Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement? Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here! DJ Drake: Is this your idea? Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.
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Mother: DJ, I've known you since you were this big. [holds fingers an inch apart] Mother: That's... that's not really possible. Must have been a photo.
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Mr. Chairman: My God, man. You've done nothing but screw up since day one. You've walked off mesas. You've been smashed by boulders. You've been runned over by diesel trucks. And don't blame the equipment. The equipment is good. It's Acme equipment. You're a coyote. Be wily.
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Acme VP, Never Learning: Mr. Chairman, while we all agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious, If memory serves, he's also really stupid. Mr. Chairman: Yeah, well so are you. [the Chairman releases the Tasmanian Devil, who then devours the VP] Mr. Chairman: That's a good boy. Acme VP, Never Learning: [Now just a skeleton] I withdraw my objection.
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