[Natalie sees herself in the rearview mirror] Natalie: Oh my God. Bernie: Hey. You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it. Bernie: Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need. Bernie: You look in my eyes, Natalie.
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Natalie: I thought that shit only happened in the movies.
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Shelly Kaplow: You think I want to fuck with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me.
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[beating up Larry in the bathroom] Shelly Kaplow: Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. Lootz is all right, so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. If you so much as touch one fucking hair on his fucking head, I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking bathroom with your fucking ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: "Pain, pain, pain." [breaks Larry's wrist]
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Shelly: I can make you disappear like THAT! And not one fucking person would miss you! Natalie: BERNIE WOULD!
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Shelly: That guy is kryptonite on a stick.
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Bernie: Better luck next time.
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