Other Titles • Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
Quotes from Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
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Angelica: Rosalee, when great love is rejected something in a man dies.
(56 votes)
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Rosalee: You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me.
(51 votes)
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Cathy: [to Tad] And at which point, Tad, If you are going back to the airport I will ride with you, and by the Route 73 cloverleaf, I will have given myself to you in ways you've only read about in the drugstore!
(45 votes)
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[Pete sums up the "Win a Date" contest] Pete: Heaven is just a mouse click away.
(42 votes)
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Tad: Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric. Rosalee: Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so... adorable.
(37 votes)
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Angelica: Well is it love, big love, or great love? Pete: What do you mean? Angelica: Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it? [Pete laughs and takes a big gulp out of his drink] Angelica: Oh my god, it's great love. Pete: Yeah, that just great.
(4 votes)
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Pete: [to Tad] Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when... she's talking about her friends.
(5 votes)
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Rosalee: (to Tad) Do you think it is possible to love someone your entire life and never realize it?
(3 votes)
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[Pete gives Rosalee some parting advice before her big date] Pete: Guard your carnal treasure.
(1 vote)
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Pete: [kisses Rosie] I love you, Rosie. I *always* have. If I've been a jerk this last week, it's because I've been fighting - I've been fighting for you. I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton, or anyone else. You're the one.
(1 vote)
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Henry: Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. It's just nobody bothers to tell that story.
(1 vote)
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Pete: There's innocent, there's childlike and then there's asking for it!
(1 vote)
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Rosalee: [after Pete crashes into a pole] Oh, my God, are you okay? Pete: Yeah, no I meant to do that.
(1 vote)
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[Richard Levy shows Tad Hamilton a tabloid cover story] Richard Levy: Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time. Richard Levy the Shameless: Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever... [the other Richard Levy scoffs] Richard Levy the Shameless: ...but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image.
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Pete: Tad Hamilton is an actor. How do you know he's not acting with you?
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Rosalee: Yikes-a-bee
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Pete: Rosie, there something I want to ask you... [Tad walks in] Pete: What is the worst thing that could happen to me right now?
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Pete: Angelica? [Angelica quickly comes running over] Angelica: Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire? Pete: Um... we'd like another round of beers. Angelica: Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, *you* are the object of my desires. Pete: Okay. [pause] Pete: I think we'll just take the beers for now.
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Angelica: Well you got to win her back. Pete: Believe me I have tried everything. Angelica: Well what did she say, when you told her you loved her? Pete: Ok maybe not everything. Angelica: How did she react, when you kissed her? Pete: Ok, maybe only two things.
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Rosalee: What did you want to ask me? Pete: Oh it was nothing, it was nothing really. No, wait a minute, I remember what I was going to say. (Pete kisses Rosie) Rosie, I'm in love with you.
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[at the airport] Pete: I got you something. [holds up can of Pringles] Pete: You know, in case you don't want the prime rib in first class.
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Police Officer: We got a call saying that there was someone parked up here and you it's illegal after sunset... Rosalee: You got a call at this hour? From who? A racoon?
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Tad: [to Rosalee] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.
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Pete: [about Tad] I bet you in his life he's slept with like what, 15, 20 women? Rosalee: No way. That's not even physically possible.
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Tad: Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.
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Rosalee: Your standing films will time and test themselves. Tad: [beat] Thank you.
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Tad: Do you guys have any suites? Hotel Clerk: Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.
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