White Chicks (2004)

When Tiffany’s pampered pooch, Baby, causes a traffic mishap, a fight ensues and the two women are disfigured — well, if you call a fat lip and a cut nose disfigurement, which to these looks-obsessed socialites it certainly is. The heiresses refuse to show their less than perfect faces at the important society weekend fearing they could lose the highly coveted cover of Hamptons Magazine to their archrivals Heather and Megan Vandergeld (Jaime King and Brittany Daniel).

Faced with the prospect of unemployment, Kevin hatches a plan: He and Marcus will go undercover as the demanding divas and, in the

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Here is a film so dreary and conventional that it took an act of the will to keep me in the theater. Who was it made for? Who will it play to? Is there really still a market for fart jokes? 

The embalmed punchlines, flat satire, and lazy screenplay pale before the fact that what this movie wants most to show us is something that any right-thinking person would have quarantined before it infected the children. F

--Rob Vaux (Flipsidemovies.com)

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“Chicks” does have its moments, mostly due to scene- stealing co-star Terry Crews and the rest of the supporting cast, and just enough laughs to make it worthwhile. B-

--Brian Orndorf (FilmJerk.com)

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An incessantly vulgar and bathroom humor filled attempt at farce, ‘White Chicks’ is one dumb film. 

--Joe Rickey (Movie-Gurus.com)

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Not since Max Baer Jr. appeared as "Jethrine" on The Beverly Hillbillies has a special effect been more bizarre. 

--Blake Snyder (MovieWeb)

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I hope "White Chicks" proves to be the worst movie of the year, simply because I don't want to imagine a movie worse than it. It takes a premise that is unworkable to begin with, stretches it so far that no one will buy it, and then utilizes only the stalest and most obvious jokes anyway. F

--Eric D. Snider (EricDSnider.com)

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I chuckled just once through this 105 minute affair, and that just doesn’t cut it. 54/100

--Jamie Gillies (Apollo Guide)

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The movie is such a drag, in fact, that the biggest audience laugh at a recent screening came not from the guys' cross-dressing cutups, but during an extended vomiting scene. 

--Elizabeth Weitzman (New York Daily News)

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...this is a dumb comedy written by six people (!!) that won't win any "artistic" awards but does toss enough hotties, toilet humor, visual gags and one-liners into the mix, as to make you forget how clichéd and unsubstantial it really is. 5/10

--'JoBlo' (JoBlo.com)

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Directed by

Keenen Ivory Wayans Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Little Man

Written by

Keenen Ivory Wayans The Five Heartbeats, The Munsters, Scary Movie Shawn Wayans Scary Movie, Scary Movie 3, Little Man

Cast

Shawn Wayans Scary Movie 2, Don't Be a Menace, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Marlon Wayans Requiem for a Dream, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2 Jaime King Pearl Harbor, Bulletproof Monk, Two for the Money Frankie Faison The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon Lochlyn Munro Freddy vs. Jason, Dracula 2000, A Night at the Roxbury John Heard Home Alone, Big, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Brittany Daniel The Basketball Diaries, Joe Dirt, Club Dread [more]

Unfortunately, the merry pranksters are let down by their own writing .... Beyond the visual gimmick of the Wayans donning drag and "white face" - a novel kind of double-whammy joke that incorporates gender and race confusion comedy - the script gets lazy.  --Megan Lehmann (New York Post) In fact, the sight of Marlon and Shawn as heavily made-up white women is downright disturbing as the two resemble Halloween serial killer Michael Myers more than the Hilton sister-like socialites they’re supposed to.  --John Sylva (The Movie Insider) White Chicks isn't devoid of good jokes and it does deliver now and then when it isn't tied up with cliches or dead end jokes. I'll give the film credit for really starting to get funny when the guys get all dressed up. It's just too little to save this film from not trying to really be funny or fresh. 4/10 --W. Andrew Powell (The Gate.ca)