Monty: Oh and these two fun loving pieces of wannabe gangster shit are Nick and Theodore. T-Dog: How many times i fuckin told you man, its fuckin T-Dog, yo. Monty: Sorry, G. [Condecending tone] Nick: Hey yo, bitch. What makes you think i wont cut you? Monty: Aww... Come on now dog, you know im just fuckin with you. You know i give you the mad, phat, superfly, stupid, dope, dumbass, retarded, bombshit, props. Nick: Yo, its almost 4:20 dawg, lets go. Monty: [Flashes a gang sign] Those guys should be sterilized, and im not kidding at all.
Mitch: So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!
Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
Monty: [to Mitch] How do you feel about frontal male nudity?
Monty: If I remember correctly, wasn't I inside you?...
Monty: mama said these were my magic shoes. she said they'd take me anywhere. then again, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.
Floyd: Aw, yeah! Carpe deez nuts! I can't WAIT to quit this job!
Monty: With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
Monty: I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; never fuck with people who handle your food.
Floyd: Carpe Deez Nuts!
Nick: Yo what makes you think I won't cut you?
Naomi: You really want to know why? Monty: Yes i really do. Naomi: Ok Ill tell you why. Its because of THIS! [Natasha jumps on the barstool and lifts her skirt] Monty, Calvin, Mitch: OH! MY GOD! Naomi: Yea! Bang! Pow! Pow! Pow! Monty: Its so angry! Naomi: [screeches and hisses like cat] Calvin: Oh GOD does that thing have its shots? Put it away! Just put it away! Naomi: Dinner is served! Calvin: Well its official, my penis is now just for show. Monty: Mitch you picked a FUCKED up night to start working here.
Monty: Ahh, you know Tyla, everytime I look at you I wish I was a lesbian. Tyla: Oh what a coincidence. Everytime I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian.
Dan: The difference between ordinary and extraordinary, is that little extra.
Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played you like a violin! Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?
Floyd: We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
Manager: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic. Floyd: [enthusiastically] YES! God I can't wait to quit this job!
Raddimus: The brain!
Mitch: I have nothing to say to the rest of you. [looks around the room, sees Floyd] Mitch: Except for you. Floyd: Me? What did I ever do to you? Mitch: You are the biggest piece of shit I have ever met. I truly hope you burn in hell.
Monty: That's right, birds of a feather flock to-vagina.
Monty: Oh, me. [tilts head to the left]
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