Other Titles • Lethal Weapon • Lethal Weapon - Zwei stahlharte Profis (1987)
Quotes from Lethal Weapon (1987)
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Martin Riggs: Look, why don't we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.
(30 votes)
2
Martin Riggs: I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
(30 votes)
3
[Riggs is captured by General McAlister] Martin Riggs: You're General Peter McAlister, Commander of Shadow Company. McAlister: I see we've heard of each other. Martin Riggs: Yep. It'll almost be a shame when I nail you.
(31 votes)
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Sergeant McCaskey: You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man... Roger Murtaugh: How do you figure? Sergeant McCaskey: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that? Roger Murtaugh: Were you with a woman? Sergeant McCaskey: I was alone. Why do you think I cried? Roger Murtaugh: Sounds like an '80s man to me...
(28 votes)
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[Discussing a theory] Martin Riggs: That's very thin. Roger Murtaugh: Thin is my middle name. Martin Riggs: Considering your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised.
(25 votes)
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[Repeated line in all 4 movies] Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit!
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Martin Riggs: Perhaps there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?
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[When Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Roger Murtaugh: Get that shit off my lawn!
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Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? Martin Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet.
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Martin Riggs: You don't trust me at all, do you? Roger Murtaugh: Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. Martin Riggs: Fair enough.
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Martin Riggs: I do it real good, you know. Roger Murtaugh: Do what? Martin Riggs: When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at... Well, see you tomorrow. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. See you then.
12
Roger Murtaugh: See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him. Martin Riggs: Hey, that's not fair. The building guy lived.
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Martin Riggs: You know they're going to kill her, don't you? Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Martin Riggs: So if you want her back, you're going to have to take her away from them. Roger Murtaugh: I know. Martin Riggs: You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss. Roger Murtaugh: I won't miss. Martin Riggs: We're going to get bloody on this one, Rog. Roger Murtaugh: Are you really crazy? Or are you as good as you say you are? Martin Riggs: You're just gonna have to trust me.
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Mr. Joshua: Endo has forgotten more about pain than most people will ever know.
15
Dixie: Can I go now? Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, sure. Dixie: You know how it is. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, all dressed up and no one to blow. Dixie: You're hilarious.
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[after rescuing Roger and Rianne] Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!
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Martin Riggs: What do you say, Jack? You like a shot at the title? Mr. Joshua: I don't mind if I do.
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Martin Riggs: How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title? Mr. Joshua: Don't mind if I do. Martin Riggs: [real tough] I want your title. Mr. Joshua: [smirks] Okay.
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Martin Riggs: Roger. Roger Murtaugh: What? Martin Riggs: Uh, 10-4.
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Martin Riggs: What did he mean when he said you owed him? Roger Murtaugh: We served together in '65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs. Martin Riggs: That was nice of him.
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Roger Murtaugh: Pretty thin, huh? Martin Riggs: Anorexic.
22
McAllister: Ah, Mr. Mendez. How are you? Mendez: Hey, I'm fine. [Nodding at Mr. Joshua] Mendez: Where the hell did you get him? Psychos 'R Us?
23
Drug Dealer #3: [to Riggs, holding a gun to his head] How's it feel, sucker?
24
Mr. Joshua: [stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test drive your Audi?
25
Roger Murtaugh: General McAlister. Time for you to die.
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[aiming his gun at Mcalister's oncoming car] Roger Murtaugh: No way you live. No way.
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Martin Riggs: [Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless...
28
Martin Riggs: [holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] See you later, babe.
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[Endos shocks Riggs with a device] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again! Martin Riggs: [Endos does] [Martin groans as his body shakes violently] Mr. Joshua: *Again*! Martin Riggs: [Endos hits him again for longer] Martin Riggs: [groaning] I swear I'm gonna kill the both of you. Mr. Joshua: [soft but enthused] Hit him again.
30
Culprit: [punches Murtaugh in the mouth] The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh. Roger Murtaugh: [blood and sweat dripping] Go spit.
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Roger Murtaugh: I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!
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