Ultraviolet Sucked Ass (toronto) | 03/15/2006 | Milla lost her acting career after this one
Yo guys,
Call a couple of your buds up and go just to laugh at how bad this movie is. You will probably enjoy Millas ass, it's really nice in them white tights. Bad script, bad writers, bad acting, and the really bad one liners (you are all goin' to die)...WTF!!! The only good thing about the movie was that little boy. He didn't say anything for half of the movie. 5 stars for him, but the rest sucked. The movie did sport some night sunglasses. Everyone in that movie wore sunglasses. Maybe that movie took place after the sun exploded and you couldn't survive without sunglasses. Whatever, it was all a bunch of crapola. I also really hated the French guy. Damn french...Didn't understand a bloody damn word out of his mouth. Well, anyhoo, just go to see MILA. that's it, don't go expecting to see action because it's all just fake crap. Oh ya, not one part of the movie was filmed outside of the studio. All done infront of that damn blue screen.
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LaTrice (Savannah,GA) | 03/03/2006 | what a crock of an action film
The only thing I liked about this movie is the fact that in the beginning the cover shots of the comics were great. The movie sucked and beyond it being like a 90 minute long comercial for some new Revlon lipstick, it pretty much blew! I'm not sure if it was because the theater we were in was hot or if it was the horrible writting or the lame ass 1 liners...'oh, it's on'(what a bunch of bologna), but i would definatly take my 16 bucks and go buy a couple of the comics...They are probably MUCH better! Oh yeah, did I mention that it blew, sucked, was boring, no oooo's or aaaaa's, just great staying power of the lipstick. GO REVLON!!
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