Other Titles • Teacher's Pet (2004) • Disney's Teacher's Pet • Teacher's Pet: The Movie
Quotes from Teacher's Pet (2004)
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Spot/Scott: What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.
2
Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous. Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection. Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
3
Spot/Scott: Time sure flies when you're changing species.
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Ivan Krank: It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start.
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Spot/Scott: I wanna be a boy.
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Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly? Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
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Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees! Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
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Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king! Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
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TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.
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Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
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Pretty Boy: I ain't no fairy.
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Mr. Jolly: Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. (whimpers)
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[Upon receiving an attendance medal] Spot/Scott: Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
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Spot/Scott: Hey I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.
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