Shrimp: [trying to sob his way out of being eaten] Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story.
(147 votes)
2
Sykes: Now I have to pay Don Lino protection, so everything you owe me, you owe him. Oscar: How do you figure that? Sykes: Simple, the food chain. [Pulls out chart] Sykes: On top there's Don Lino, there's me, there's regular fish... Oscar: And that's me. Sykes: No. There's plankton, there's single-celled amoebas... Oscar: And then me. Sykes: I'm getting there, I'm getting there... There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poop, and then there's you. Oscar: That's messed up.
(108 votes)
3
Angie: You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.
(95 votes)
4
Giuseppe: It's a terrible thing. Everyone loved Frankie. May whoever did this die a thousand deaths. May his stinking, maggot-covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of Hell. Don Lino: Thank you for your kind thoughts, Guiseppe.
(95 votes)
5
Bernie: [Ernie just lost at the "Sharkslayer" videogame] You're not doing it right! I told you! Ernie: I'm doing it! Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square. Ernie: Oh, double square! Respect! Bernie: Respect!
(91 votes)
6
Ernie: Hello, Sykes' Whale Wash; And the price... [Sees Don Lino chasing Oscar] Ernie: OH MY GOSH! Bernie: Hey, you got it right.
(7 votes)
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Don Lino: [on phone with Oscar] Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell *me* shut up, I tell *you* shut up! [hears phone dialing] Don Lino: What? Luca: Hi, how you doing? I'll have a large pie, everything on it... Don Lino: Luca! Luca: Oh... Uh, hi, Boss! What're you doing working at a pizza joint? Don Lino: [shouts] Get off the phone! Luca: But I'm hungry. [hangs up]
(4 votes)
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Oscar: Sykes! My brother from another mother!
(3 votes)
9
Ernie: [pretending to be Lola, put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] You're a nobody! Bernie: [pretending to be Oscar, also put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] No wait! Lola! I'm not a nobody! I'm a weiner!
(2 votes)
10
Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! I'm Sabastian! The whale washing dolphin! [makes clicking noises]
(2 votes)
11
Don Lino: [record skips] Luca! Please! Luca: [fixes record, Baby Got Back comes on] Don Lino, Sykes: [look over at Luca] Luca: [fixes record again] Heh heh... Funny boss, eh? Big butts?
(2 votes)
12
Ernie: Syke's Whale Wash. You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really really low.
(2 votes)
13
Shrimp: You got served!
(2 votes)
14
Angie: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh! [makes pounding motions]
(4 votes)
15
Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit! Frankie: Mom ain't here.
(3 votes)
16
Lola: The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.
(2 votes)
17
Ernie: Oscar! Bernie: Did you kill him? Oscar: Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is.
(2 votes)
18
Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what? Sykes: What? Don Lino: What what? Sykes: What what nothin'. You said what first. Don Lino: I didn't say what first. Sykes: You said "and then what?' and I said "what?' Don Lino: No, I said what, what? [pause] Sykes: ...You said what first.
(1 vote)
19
Oscar: He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
(1 vote)
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Oscar: Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!
(1 vote)
21
Lola: Deep down, I'm really superficial.
(1 vote)
22
Lola: Listen, Baby, I know I was a bad girl, but you'd have to be crazy not to take me back. Crazy Joe: Did someone say crazy?
(1 vote)
23
Katie Current: You've lost everything you've lied so hard to achieve.
(1 vote)
24
Angie: What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy? Oscar: Well... yeah.
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[from trailer] Angie: Hello, Oscar. You forgot... [reveals that she knows about Lenny] Angie: ... your shark!
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[Oscar has just prised his way out of a shark's jaw and is striking a manly pose for the crowds] Oscar: Are you not entertained? [the crowd cheers] Oscar: You Can't Handle The Truth! [the crowd cheers] Oscar: You had me at hello! [the crowd cheers]
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Great White #2: [looking at Lenny when they think he's a dolphin] Look, he's got dolphin muscle! Great White #3: My Uncle Vito got whacked by one of those!
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Oscar: You dig, dawg? Lenny: Dig dawg... , dawg dig, dig dawg, yeah, yo diggy dog!
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Angie: Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.
30
Shrimp: Say 'ello to my little friends!
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Oscar: Yippee-ki-yay...
32
Ernie: Sykes' Whale Wash... and the price... oh! Sykes: It's "Sykes Whale Wash; And the price..."Oh My Gosh!'"
33
Oscar: I'm not really a shark slayer... Crazy Joe: [remorseful] And I'm not a financial advisor!
34
Sykes: My brother, my player, the shark-slayer!
35
Crazy Joe: [stops closing credits] Hey! Hey, you see this guy here? [taps crew member name] Crazy Joe: He hardly worked on the film at all! Always on the phone - yakking, yakking, yakking!
36
Oscar: Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin'!
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Luca: Be there, if you don't wanna see her sleepin' with the fishes. The dead ones. Now nod your head if you understand.... Now tell me if you nodded your head.
38
Katie Current: The shark slayer has done it again, this time luring two sharks into his death trap of hygiene.
39
Shortie #1: You so broke your bologna has no first name.
40
Oscar: You tell Don Lame-o that I don't ever, ever, ever, never ever want to see another shark around this reef again! Ever! Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer!
41
Crazy Joe: [during closing credits] Man! Did you see what's playing next door? Woo-hoo! Kinky!
42
Frankie: [dying] Lenny, is that you? Lenny: I'm here, Frankie. Frankie: Come closer. Lenny: What is it, Frankie? Frankie: I feel so cold. Lenny: That's just because we're cold-blooded. [Frankie slaps Lenny] Lenny: Ow! Frankie: Moron. [dies]
43
Katie Current: Now that you're the Sharkslayer, does this mean you're leaving your job at the whale wash? Oscar: Please, I hardly work here now.
44
Angie: You could you lie to me, Oscar? Me? Oscar: Don't take it personally, Angie. I lied to everybody.
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Sykes: Ernie! Bernie! Find the deepest, darkest hole in the ocean, then dig deeper and bury him him in it.
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Lenny: Hi, I'm Lenny. Ooh! Little buddy, did I scare you?
47
Oscar: Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy like me has to have the basic necessities!
48
Don Feinberg: [singing] I could fly high as an eagle, if you are the wind beneath my wings...
49
Don Feinberg: Any requests? How about that Titanic song? [the sharks moan and groan their dissent]
50
Oscar: AHHH! Okay, everybody go home to your loved ones - spend the last few hours that you have with each other!
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