Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you. Mary: You don't know the first thing about love. Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord. Mary: [Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.
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Pastor Skip: Patrick, this is not a gray area. Patrick: Dad, it's all a gray area. Pastor Skip: THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!
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Mary: [about the Virgin Mary] I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again. [pause] Mary: I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.
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Roland: Are you ok? Hilary Faye: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! No, I am NOT ok! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life. Roland: Well maybe we can fix it... with glue, or something
(20 votes)
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Pastor Skip: Alright! Alright! Who's down with G-O-D?
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[repeated line] Hilary Faye: PASTOR SKIP!
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Patrick: Mary, you want to go out sometime? Mary: What? Are you going to take me out on your "scooter"? Patrick: Come on, I'm like, totally adorable, besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy. Mary: I can't. I'm... not dating right now. Patrick: What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?
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Tia: Sorry about Dean's faggotry.
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Hilary Faye: You know, secondhand smoke kills. Cassandra: I'm counting on it.
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Paramedic: Only one person can ride. Dean: I'm the father... Patrick: I'm the boyfriend... Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.
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Lillian: I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window. Mary: Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
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Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood. Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb? Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
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Cassandra: [Roland rolls up to Cassandra, wearing a black shirt with white laces down the middle] What are you supposed to be? Roland: A roller skate.
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Mary: Please be cancer, please be cancer, please be cancer...
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Roland: You have everything, Hillary Faye. What are you afraid of?
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Mary: Dean! What are you doing here? Dean: I'm going to my Prom. Mary: Mercy House let you guys take the van? Dean: Well no not really, we sort of started up a rebellion and swiped it. You're pregnant? Mary: I wanted to tell you... Dean: Our first time? [Mary nods] Dean: That's so awesome.
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Tia: JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS! Hilary Faye: Tia, calm down! Do you wanna go back to being the invisible girl with bad hair?
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Mary: What? Did they send you over so you could strap me onto the back of your scooter? Patrick: "Scooter"? Mary, this is a Vespa.
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Patrick: I like you, Mary. I do. God gave us free will, and that day at Hilary Faye's, you weren't afraid to use it. You inspired me. You amaze me, Mary.
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Mary: Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?
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Hilary Faye: You better be wearing underwear this time. Cassandra: [looks over shoulder and down ladder at Hilary Faye] Heh.
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Mary: So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time ? not even you. Pastor Skip: I know that, Mary. Dean: I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me. Mary: Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?
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Hilary Faye: [the day after "saving" Cassandra] Hey Cass! How do you feel? Cassandra: Oh, I'm a whole new girl Hay-Faye. Hilary Faye: I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus? Cassandra: Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!
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Cassandra: [after complaining about Hilary Faye's ridiculous attempt to save her] It's ok. Last year I got saved so I could go on the ski trip.
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Pastor Skip: [after Patrick suggests his parents should have divorced] Because divorce is not part of God's plan. Patrick: Dad, you need to think of a new plan.
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Cassandra: [to Hilary Faye] Burn in hell you narrow-minded-tacky-ass-bitch!
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Hilary Faye: Well, if it isn't the Heathens. Cassandra: Rot in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch!
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[doing stretches in gym class, Mary spots Patrick running laps around the girls. Patrick smiles at Mary] Hilary Faye: I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too.
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[during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish] Tia: [thinking] Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues! [Cassandra rips open her shirt] Roland: [thinking] She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus! Patrick: [thinking] Whoa, she's going to show her boobs! [looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium] Hilary Faye: She's saying she has a hot pussy! [the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback]
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Cassandra: Shouldn't you be in some special school or something? Roland: [smirks] This *IS* the "special" school.
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Hilary Faye: [to Cassandra while putting up Prom decorations] You better be wearing underpants this time.
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Cassandra: You can tacky up prom on your own, cause I quit. Hilary Faye: Quit? You can't quit! Cassandra: Watch me. Watch me walkin' away. Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!
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Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth. Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland? Roland: China.
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Patrick: [about her corsage] I bought both red and yellow, because I didn't know... which... Mary: But Patrick - [gestures to her pregnant belly] Patrick: Mary? Honestly? It doesn't matter to me.
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Trudy Mason: Patrick has recently returned from South Africa where he worked as a missionary and just completed a world tour as part of the Christian Skateboarders Association. Cassandra: Been hittin' the board for the Lord? God, is nothing sacred to you people?
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Pastor Skip: I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay. Hilary Faye: The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus! Mary: Hilary Faye... Hilary Faye: Oh, shut up, you fornicator!
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Hilary Faye: I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up. Veronica: I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word. Tia: I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van. Hilary Faye: Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back. Tia: [pause] It's bad enough we don't even have dates.
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Cassandra: Look at you, you're starting to look like a smuggler. That doesn't bother you? People smoking around you? It's so bad for the baby. Mary: I'm not pregnant. Cassandra: So what are you gonna do? It's too late for the big "A". I know a place where you could sell it. Mary: I'm not going to sell my- [vulnerable pause] Cassandra: It's Dean's, isn't it?
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Hilary Faye: [at a shooting range] Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my mental and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some [cocks gun] Hilary Faye: rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.
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Dean: We've been kicked out of our homes, our schools, and now we're going to be kicked out of Mercy House - there's nowhere left for us to go!
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Mary: Why would Dean's parents send him to a place like that? Lillian: They probably didn't think they could handle it. Mary: What do you mean? Lillian: Well, its kind of like owning a car. I can fill it with gas and change the oil, but if the carburator broke, I wouldn't know what to do. Mary: So, what? You'd just send me away? Lillian: Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian! Mary: Mom... Lillian: Do I need to worry about you? No. No, you're perfect. I don't have to worry about you. Mary: [voice-over] My mom just compared me to a car, so me being pregnant is definitely something not to tell her right now.
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Pastor Skip: [to the Christian Jewels] Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on. Hilary Faye: Yeah, me too. Pastor Skip: Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus. Tia: You mean like shoot her. Pastor Skip: No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.
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Mary: How was your summer, Roland? Roland: What? Mary: Your summer. How was it? Roland: Oh, it was great. I went roller-skating, water-skiing, kickboxing. The usual. Hilary Faye: Roland, why do you always have to make everyone feel so awkward about your differently-abled-ness?
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Mary: Mercy House is a place that deals with all kinds of problems, like teenage mothers to alcoholism and..."de-gayification".
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Pastor Skip: Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!
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Cassandra: Tacky up Prom yourself, bitch - I quit.
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Mary: Does it ever bother you that he can't walk? Cassandra: He can't walk?
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Cassandra: Piss off, asshole! Oh, and another thing? No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed!
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Hilary Faye: I mean you're not born a gay, you're born again!
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[Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay] Mary: I need to tell you guys something. [Van suddenly haults] Hilary Faye: Eew. Veronica: Eew. Roland: WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
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