Other Titles • Stand by Me • Stand by Me - Das Geheimnis eines Sommers (1987)
Quotes from Stand by Me (1986)
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[after being handed a gun] Gordie: Is it loaded? Chris: Shit no, what do you think I am? [gun goes off] Chris, Gordie: JESUS!
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"Do you play football?"--Mr. Quidaciolou (Bruce Kirby)
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"Did your parents have any children that lived?"--Teddy Duchamp (Corey Feldman) "Why do you ask?"--Vern Tessio (Jerry O'Connell)
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"Well, what do you do?"--Mr. Quidaciolou
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"No."--Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton)
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"I don't know."--Gordie
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"I just want to go somewhere where nobody knows who I am."--Chris Chambers (River Phoenix)
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"Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to disparage one's mother was always held in high regard."--Adult Gordie (Richard Dreyfuss) in voice-over
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"We sat there all night talking about all the things boys talk about before they discover girls."--Adult Gordie in voice-over before the following montage
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"So Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, but what is Goofy?"--Gordie
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"If I could have one kind of food, that's easy: Cherry Pez. Definitely Cherry Pez."--Vern
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"A dog, Goofy's definitely a dog."--Chris
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"I always knew THE $64,000 QUESTION was fake. I mean, who could possibly know that much about opera?"--Gordie
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"How can he be a dog? He drives a car and wears a hat."--Teddy
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"The thing about WAGON TRAIN is they never got anywhere. They just kept wagon training."--Gordie
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"You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?"--Vern
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"What are you? Cracked?!"--Teddy
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"I don't know. I once saw Mighty Mouse hold up five elephants with his one hand."--Vern
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"Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy."--Teddy
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"Yeah. But it'd be a good fight, though."--Vern
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[first lines] The Writer: [voiceover] I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959 - a long time ago, but only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock; there were only twelve hundred and eighty-one people, but to me it was the whole world.
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Teddy: [crying] He ranked my old man!
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The Writer: It was weird to me how, then, Teddy could care so much about his father, who practically tried to kill him, and I couldn't give a shit about my old man and he hadn't laid a hand on me since I was three!
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Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us? Gordie: No Ace, just you.
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Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
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Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training.
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Teddy: You die, Chambers!
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Vern: You guys wanna go see a dead body?
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Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?
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Eyeball: So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. Ace: She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.
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Chris: I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me. [He starts crying]
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Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived? Vern: What do you mean?
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Ace: We're gonna get you for this. Chris: Maybe you will, maybe you won't. Ace: Oh, we will.
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Vern: I wasn't that scared. I wasn't. Sincerely. Gordie: Okay then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? Vern: Go screw.
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Mayor Grundy: [a crowd jeers Davy "Lardass" Hogan on stage by calling him "Lardass" repeatedly] Don't pay any attention to those fools, Lardass. Er, I mean Davy.
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Teddy: That was the all-time train dodge. Too cool. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy.
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Gordie: His name is Davy Hogan. Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one. Chris: [sarcastically] Good, Vern.
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Teddy: I'll kill you! Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. Chris: He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops. Milo: You watch your mouth, smart guy! Let him do his own fighting. Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! Milo: I know your name. You're Lachance. I know all you guys and all your fathers are gonna get a call from me. Except for the looney up in Togus. Teddy: Aah! I'll kill you! Milo: You foul mouthed hula master! Teddy: You son of a bitch! Nobody ranks on my old man. My father stormed the beach at Normandy! He stormed the beach, you faggot!
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Bob Cormier: Hey! From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax! How 'bout another double-golden-oldie-twin-spin-sound-sandwich from K-L-A-M in Portland? Iiiiiiit's... Pie-Eat Audience: [finishing sentence] Boss!
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The Writer: [narrating] Around this time, Charlie and Billy were playing "Mailbox Baseball" with Ace and Eyeball [cuts to Ace hitting mailboxes with a bat in a moving car] Ace: [Ace hits a wooden mailbox] Ahhhh shit! I'm out! Goddammit! Eyeball: You shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. Huh-huh! Ace: [Stares at Eyeball intensely] Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole? [Hands bat to Billy] Ace: Billy, you're up. Billy Tessio: Nah, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more. Eyeball: Hey, you can't quit! We've only played three innings! That would be a non-official game! Charlie Hogan: Hey, Ace, uh we - [Billy nudges him in the arm] Ace: What's with you homos? You guys have been acting psycho all day. [Long pause] Ace: What is it? Billy Tessio: It's nothin'! It's nothin'! It's nothin', right? [Looks over at Charlie who concurs] Ace: Then, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, okay? You're up Billy, move it! Billy Tessio: All right! Gimmie this fuckin' thing [grabs bat and assumes batter's position] Ace: LET'S PLAY BALL! Eyeball: Yeah!
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