Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that... Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes. Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you... Rusty Ryan: Yes. Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks... Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her. Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not? Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why. [walks off] Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo.
Danny Ocean: [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
(65 votes)
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Reuben Tishkoff: [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this*?
(61 votes)
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Rusty Ryan: A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. Matsui: [to Linus Caldwell] Would you agree?
(57 votes)
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Linus Caldwell: Um, alright, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest? Basher Tarr: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Crazy Larry? Turk Malloy: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Soft shoulder? Basher Tarr: Not enough people. Linus Caldwell: Baker's dozen? Basher Tarr: No woman [pause] Basher Tarr: and not enough people. Turk Malloy: Hell in a Handbasket? Linus Caldwell: [sigh] We can't train a cat that quickly [pause] Linus Caldwell: and... Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr, Turk Malloy: Not enough people.
(5 votes)
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Linus Caldwell: What did I say? Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore. Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one. Danny Ocean: She's seven.
(4 votes)
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Reuben Tishkoff: [banging on the bathroom door] Frank come on let me in. Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door? Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.
(3 votes)
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Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you? Basher Tarr: Yeah. Danny Ocean: Really? Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
(2 votes)
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Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air? Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then. Virgil Malloy: What does that mean? Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
(3 votes)
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Saul Bloom: I want the last check I write to bounce.
(2 votes)
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Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am? Virgil Malloy: 48? Danny Ocean: You think I'm 48 years old? Virgil Malloy: 52?
(2 votes)
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Danny Ocean: What are you doing? Rusty Ryan: Sleeping. Why are you dressed? Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go! Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before. Danny Ocean: [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour] Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had? Danny Ocean: Five.
(1 vote)
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Linus Caldwell: So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy! Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy? Linus Caldwell: Yeah! Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son. [looking at Turk] Basher Tarr: He's mad. It's madness. Turk Malloy: Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short. Linus Caldwell: No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta! Basher Tarr: You might be right. Make the call.
(1 vote)
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Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me. Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.
(1 vote)
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Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus? Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia. Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.
(1 vote)
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Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary? Danny Ocean: Tess...
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Livingston Dell: [Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go?
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Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket? Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And- Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
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Terry Benedict: Nothing is worth nothing.
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[on the Night Fox] Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
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Bruce Willis: You'd better call the rice paddy.
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[to Tess while she is pretending to be Julia Roberts and is surrounded by photographers] Linus Caldwell: Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!
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Linus Caldwell: I blew the meet with Matsui.
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[to Danny on the phone] Tess Ocean: There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.
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Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution. Danny Ocean: Oh yeah? Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there. Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.
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Linus Caldwell: [while in the meet with Matsui, Matsui pulling the "lost in translation"] Oh let the sun beat down upon my face
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Turk Malloy: [to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?
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Frank Catton: Let me break it down for you like a fraction.
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Tess Ocean: This is just wrong. Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally? Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.
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Danny Ocean: [from the trailer] How are you feeling? Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy! Danny Ocean: [pauses] Good.
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