Other Titles • Lords of Dogtown (2005) • American Knights
Quotes from Lords of Dogtown (2005)
1
Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped. [boys begin to laugh]
(8 votes)
2
Stacy: [Stacy talking to Jay and Sid] You guys skate with Tony any more? Jay: The Dude's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.
(9 votes)
3
Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away! Jay: What? You wanna blow me? [the Z-Boys laugh] Gabrielle: Maybe!
(2 votes)
4
Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
(1 vote)
5
Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of that vintage ass!
(1 vote)
6
Astronaut: Hey, can I try that? [points at Stacy's skateboard] Stacy: Sure! [hands him his skateboard] Astronaut: [Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground] It's the moon boots...
(1 vote)
7
Jay: Kiss me Granny, I'd love to get me some of the gray beaver!
(1 vote)
8
Sid: [Talking about Tony] There's a Mexican in my pool and he's not pushing a lawn mower.
(1 vote)
9
Sid: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool] No way, my dad said "Sid, are you high?" Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done. Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'd sue us. Jay: We're not gonna sue you. Sid: He said your parents would. Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers. Tony: Hey, let me talk to him. Sid: Sorry, the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
(1 vote)
10
Reef Ryan: Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.
(1 vote)
11
Jay: [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!
(1 vote)
12
Kathy Alva: Take your boxers off. Jay: No way.
(1 vote)
13
Tony: [to Stacey] Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!
(1 vote)
14
Jay: [to Stacey] Dude, screw the team, I mean, you have a logo!
(1 vote)
15
Sid: [smoking medicinal marijuana] I, uh, get it prescribed legally now. [hands him the joint] Sid: Heard you were sick, too. Jay: Hell, yeah.
(1 vote)
16
Tony: What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?
(1 vote)
17
Stacy: [in full skate gear] So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him? Jay: He's busy competing with the sun for the center of the world. [Stacy shrugs, walks off] Jay: [to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.
(1 vote)
18
Bob Biniak: [after Jay yells in Bobs ear because he yelled in Sid's ear and made him fall] Suck my inner ear, Jay-boy!
(1 vote)
19
Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay. Jay: That's why you love her... Right?
(1 vote)
20
Jay: [after telling Stacy he didn't make the team. Touches his chest] Sorry, What's that, huh?
(1 vote)
21
Skip: They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.
(1 vote)
22
Stacy: [now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her? Jay: You couldn't handle her.
(1 vote)
23
Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now. Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!
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