Other Titles • Little Shop of Horrors • Der Kleine Horrorladen (1987)
Quotes from Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
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[Orin Scrivello, the sadistic dentist] Orin: [singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.
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Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
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Audrey II: [singing] If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!
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Audrey II: [singing] I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!
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Audrey: [singing] I'd cook like Betty Crocker and look like Donna Reed!
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[the masochistic patient meets the sadistic dentist] Arthur Denton: I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.
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[repeated line] Audrey II: Feed me, Seymour!
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Audrey II: Feed me! Seymour: Does it have to be human? Audrey II: Feed me! Seymour: Does it have to be mine? Audrey II: Feeeed me! Seymour: How am I supposed to get it? Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - Go to it, Feed me Seymour / Feed me all night long / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.
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Audrey II: [singing] Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.
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Audrey II: [singing] I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!
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Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl. Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.
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Seymour: The guy sure looks like plant food to me.
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Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up. Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.
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Audrey: [of Orin's disappearance] It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle. Now to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages.
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Orin: [holding a dentist's tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors? Seymour: [looks terrified] Orin: It'd hurt, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: You'd scream, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: Well get your ass in here!
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Ronette, Chiffon, Crystal: Oh, here it comes, baby. Tell your mom, baby. Oh oh no! Oh, hit the dirt, baby! Red alert baby! Oh oh no, oh oh no!
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Orin: I find a little giggle-gas before I begin gives me immense pleasure.
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[in the Radio station] Wink Wilkinson: Gee, I wish you folks could see this. Hey Seymour, where did you get this WEEEEEEEEEEIRD plant?
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Seymour: Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!
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Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house. Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright, you'll see.
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Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!
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[last lines] Audrey II: Oh, shit!
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Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.
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Audrey: [singing about her dream home with Seymour] Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime, 9:15, we'll snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen!
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