Other Titles • Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) • Kill Bill Vol. 2 • Kill Bill • Kill Bill, Part 2 • Vol. 2
Quotes from Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
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Bill: An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.
(137 votes)
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Esteban Vihaio: I must warn you, young lady, I am susceptible to flattery.
(125 votes)
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Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique? The Bride: Of course he did. Bill: Why didn't you tell me? The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person. Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
(123 votes)
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Esteban Vihaio: [after telling the Bride where Bill is] Bill is like a son to me. You know why I help you? The Bride: No. Esteban Vihaio: He would want me to. The Bride: Now that I don't believe. Esteban Vihaio: How else is he going to see you again?
(124 votes)
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[after getting covered with tobacco juice during her fight with the Bride] Elle Driver: Gross.
(111 votes)
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Budd: Larry, there ain't nobody out there! Larry Gomez: There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here? Budd: My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce! Larry Gomez: You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just fucking convinced me!
(8 votes)
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Bill: [about B.B.'s pet fish] She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. So powerful even a five-year old child with no concept of life and death knew what it meant. Not only did she know Emilio was dead, she knew she had killed him. So she comes running into my room, holding Emilio in both of her little hands - it was so cute - and she wanted me to make Emilio better. And I asked her, why did she step on Emilio? And she said, she didn't know. But I knew why. You didn't mean to hurt Emilio, you just wanted to see what would happen if you stepped on him, right? B.B.: Uh-huh. Bill: And what happens when you stomp on Emilio, is you kill him. And you discovered that, didn't you? B.B.: Uh-huh. Bill: So we drove down to the beach, had a little funeral, and gave Emilio a burial at sea. And right now I'm sure he's happy as can be, swimmin around in fish heaven. But the point being, our child learned two very important lessons. One, about life and death. The other, some things, once you do, they can't be undone. I knew just how she felt.
(5 votes)
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Bill: I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
(5 votes)
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Elle Driver: The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.
(6 votes)
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[holding the Bride in an armlock] Pai Mei: It's my arm now, I'll do what I want with it.
(6 votes)
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Pai Mei: It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.
(5 votes)
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Bill: I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.
(4 votes)
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Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die. [laughs] Budd: But then again, so does she.
(4 votes)
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[Esteban, an 80-year-old pimp, appraises The Bride] Esteban Vihaio: If I had met you forty years ago, you would have been my Number One lady. The Bride: Well, I'm flattered. Esteban Vihaio: You goddamn better well be.
(3 votes)
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Pai Mei: From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.
(3 votes)
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Pai Mei: [punches through a block of wood from three inches away] Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong. Can you do that? The Bride: I can, but not that close. Pai Mei: Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?
(4 votes)
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Budd: You gotta hand it to the old girl. I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. Bill used to think she was so damn smart. I tried to tell him..."Bill, she's just smart for a blonde."
(4 votes)
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Budd: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
(4 votes)
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The Bride: I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye? Elle Driver: [flashback showing Pai Mei snatching out Elle's eye] I called him a miserable old fool. The Bride: Ooh, bad idea. Elle Driver: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. [the Bride gasps as they show a flashback of Pai Mei gagging from the poison Elle put in his food] Elle Driver: [flashback] How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool? [Present] Elle Driver: I poisoned his fishheads. Pai Mei: Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word... Elle Driver: And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." [Pai Mei keels over and dies, as Elle starts laughing]
(2 votes)
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Budd: She's got a Hanzo sword? Bill: He made one for her. Budd: Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword? Bill: It would appear he has broken it. Budd: Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge. [laughs] Budd: Or maybe, you just tend to bring that out in people.
(2 votes)
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[after entering a cafe, covered head to toe in dirt] The Bride: May I have a glass of water, please?
(2 votes)
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[the Bride sees B.B. for the first time] B.B.: Freeze, Mommy! Bill: Bang bang! [pretends to be shot] Bill: Oh! She got us, Bebe. I'm dying. B.B.: Oh, I'm dying, I'm dying... Bill: Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot you. [both fall down and pretend to die] Bill: [in a narrative tone] But little did Quick-Draw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets. B.B.: [sits up] I am pervious to bullets, Mommy. Bill: Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. [in a narrative tone] Bill: So, as the smirking killer approached what she thought was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired! [B.B. gets up and pretends to shoot the Bride] B.B.: Bang bang! Bill: You're dead, Mommy... so die. [the Bride is still shocked] Bill: B.B. [comes out of it and acts out a huge death scene] The Bride: Oh, B.B., you got me. I should have known... you are the best. [collapses to the ground and pretends to die] B.B.: Oh, Mommy, don't die. I was just playing. The Bride: I know.
(2 votes)
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Elle Driver: Bill. Budd: Wrong brother, you hateful bitch. Elle Driver: Budd. Budd: Bingo! Elle Driver: And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? Budd: I just caught me a cowgirl that ain't never been caught. Elle Driver: Did you kill her? Budd: Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform a coupe-de-grace with a rock. Anywho. Guess what I'm holding in my hand right now. Elle Driver: What? Budd: Brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. Let me tell you Elle, that's what I call sharp. Elle Driver: How much? Budd: Well, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all. Elle Driver: What's the terms? Budd: Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in cash, and I give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that? Elle Driver: Sounds like we got a deal, one condition. Budd: What? Elle Driver: She must suffer to her last breath. Budd: Well, that little darlin' I can pretty much damn well guarantee. Elle Driver: Then I'll see you in the morning... millionaire.
(2 votes)
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Bill: [dying] How do I look? The Bride: You look ready.
(2 votes)
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The Bride: How did you find me? Bill: I'm the man.
(2 votes)
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Elle Driver: She must suffer to her last breath.
(2 votes)
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Budd: Looky here, bitch, this is a can of mace. Now, you're going underground tonight, and that's all there is to it. But, when I bury you, I was gonna bury you with this. [holds up a flashlight alongside the can of mace] Budd: But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass, I'll spray this whole Goddamn can in your eyeballs. Then you'll be blind, burning, and buried alive. So what's it gonna be, sister? [the Bride settles down, and nods toward the flashlight] Budd: That's a wise decision.
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The Bride: Did he teach you that? Bill: No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.
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Bill: Mommy is still angry at Daddy. B.B.: Why? Bill: Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio. B.B.: You stomped on Mommy? Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real. B.B.: Why? Did you want to see what would happen? Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me. B.B.: What happened? Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
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[looking at the stone stairs to Pai Mei's home] Bill: Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker.
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The Bride: [on Pai Mei] Why did he accept me? Bill: Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.
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Budd: So, which "R" you filled with? Elle Driver: What? Budd: They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now you ain't gonna hafta face your enemy on the battlefield no more, which "R" are you filled with: Relief or Regret? Elle Driver: A little bit of both. Budd: Bullshit. I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. But I know damn well you feel one more than you feel the other. The question was, which one? Elle Driver: Regret.
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Elle Driver: [to Budd, as he is dying] Now in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, let me answer the question you asked earlier more thoroughly. Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.
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Budd: I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we'll be in a fight. Bill: I know we haven't spoken for quite some time, and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant. But you need to get over being mad at me, and start becoming afraid of [beep] Bill: . Because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed.
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[his opinion of Tommy] Bill: When I first saw him... I like his hair. The Bride: You promised you'd be nice. Bill: No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
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The Bride: You any good with that shotgun? Karen Kim: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun. The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights.
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The Bride: You and I have unfinished business. Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding.
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[Elle's phone rings, she answers] Elle Driver: Bill. Budd: Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.
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Budd: Guess what I'm holding in my hand right now. Elle Driver: What? Budd: A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword, and I'm here to tell you Elle, that's what I call sharp.
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Bill: When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the fucking assholes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married to some fucking jerk and you're pregnant. I... overreacted. The Bride: You overreacted?
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The Bride: Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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[as the Deadly Vipers enter the chapel] Reverend Harmony: What the hell?
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Bill: Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. The Bride: How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? Bill: Well, it just so happens I have a solution. [he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum] Bill: Gotcha! The Bride: Goddamn! What the fuck did you just shoot me with? Bill: My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one. [she reaches for the dart] Bill: Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
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Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword. The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.
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The Bride: When will I see you again? Bill: You know, that's the name of my favorite soul song from the '70s.
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Bill: You're a natural born killer.
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Bill: What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins, is a potent and quite infallible truth serum. I call it "The Undisputed Truth." Twice as strong as sodium penethol, with none of the druggie after-effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it? The Bride: Euphoria? Bill: Yeah. The Bride: No. Bill: Too bad.
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The Bride: [reading the inscription on Budd's hanzo sword] To my brother Budd, the only man I ever loved, Bill.
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The Bride: What are you doing here? Bill: What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen. The Bride: Why are you here? Bill: Last look. The Bride: Are you going to be nice? Bill: I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best... to be sweet.
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Elle Driver: She put a Black Mamba in his camper. [pause] Elle Driver: I got her, sweety. [pause] Elle Driver: She's dead. [pause] Elle Driver: Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.
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