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Quotes from The Incredibles (2004)
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[last lines] Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!
(36 votes)
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Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. Lucius: Where? Honey: Why do you need to know? [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
(33 votes)
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Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!
(29 votes)
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Henchman: Every time they run, we take a shot!
(32 votes)
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Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr.Incredible's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain. Bob: [lunging towards Sansweet] Hey, I saved your life! Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!
(31 votes)
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Bob: [Bob is explaining an insurance policy loophole to an old lady] "Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to say take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't. Bob: [old lady scribbles details of Bob's loophole on a small notepad] I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you to resolve the matter quickly. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do. Bob: [old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her and shouts very loud] Thank you ma'm, I know you are upset. Bob: [very softly to old lady] Pretend to be upset! [old lady starts sobbing very convincingly]
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Rick Dicker: We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a tissue and a pair of handcuffs.
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Old Man #1: Ya see that? That's the way to do it. That's old school. Old Man #2: Yeah. No school like the old school. Old Man #1: Right!
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Lucius: [Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing] So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? Bob: [laughing] He starts monologuing. Lucius: He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda. Bob: Yammering. Lucius: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
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Helen: Now it's perfectly normal... [is interrupted by Violet] Violet: Normal? Normal? What do you know about being normal? What does anyone in this family know about being normal? Helen: Now wait a minute young lady... Violet: We act normal, mum, I want to be normal, the only normal one around here is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained. Jack Jack Parr: [bursts out laughing] Dash: He's lucky... I mean, not about being normal...
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Dash: [answers door] Hey, Lucius! Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack. Bob: Hey, hey! *Ice* of you to join us. Lucius: Ha! Haven't heard that one before. Dash: [with mouth full of water] Hey, Lucius. [spits it out] Lucius: Whoah! [jumps and freezes water then catches it] Lucius: Ha ha! Dash: Aww, I like it when it shatters. Bob: Let's go. Helen: Where are you going? Bob: It's Wednesday. Helen: Oh, Bowling Night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius. Lucius: Will do, goodnight Helen... goodnight, kids! [Bob and Lucius exit]
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Edna: Your boy's suit I designed to withstand tremendous friction without heating up or wearing out, a useful feature. Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.
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Dash: She would be eating if we were having Tonyloaf. Violet: That's it! [jumps at Dash] Helen: Both of you sit down! [Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him] Dash: Hey! No force fields! Violet: You started it! Helen: [grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down! [Grabs Violet and puts her in her seat] Helen: You sit down! [Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table] Helen: Bob! It's time to engage! Bob: What? Helen: Oh, don't just stand there, Bob, I need you to... intervene! Bob: You want me to intervene? [picks up table] Bob: There, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!
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Lucius: Just like old times, eh Bob? Bob: [Slapping Lucius in the back] Yep, just like old times. Lucius: Ow! Yeah. Hurt then, too.
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[first lines] Mr. Incredible: Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...
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Oliver Sansweet: [Mr. Incredible intercepts him on his way down and his momentum carries them both through the window of the building] Ow! I think you broke something. Mr. Incredible: Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.
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Violet: [both Violet and Dash are speaking simultaneously] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in, you closed the doors so I couldn't find him and it's not my fault! Dash: THAT'S NOT TRUE! You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!" It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea, 100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!" Helen: Wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE? Violet: [both start speaking simultaneously again] Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid OF COURSE we got a sitter do you think I'm totally irresponsible thanks a lot! Dash: No, we got someone Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!
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[Helen is feeding Jack-Jack and making baby noises at him] Dash: Mom, you're making weird faces again. Helen: Noo, I'm not... Bob: [not looking up from the paper] You're making weird faces, honey.
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Edna: Yes, words are useless, darling! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!
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Mr. Incredible: Bomb Voyage. Bomb Voyage: [French] Mr. Incredible! Buddy: And IncrediBoy! Bomb Voyage: [not French, but with an accent] IncrediBoy? Buddy: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots! Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy. Buddy: What? Mr. Incredible: Now. Bomb Voyage: [French] Little oaf. Buddy: Can we talk? [pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side] Buddy: You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well, I finaly figured out who I am. I am your ward. IncrediBoy! Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. Buddy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. [points to his rocket boots] Buddy: I can fly. Can you fly? Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. Bomb Voyage: [French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!
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Dash: That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.
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Edna: I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics. Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. Edna: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
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Edna: [to Mr. Incredible] My God, you've gotten fat.
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Helen: I think your father is in trouble. Violet: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doin' so hot either.
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Mr. Incredible: I'm sorry, Buddy. I shouldn't have treated you like that. I know that now. Syndrome: Oh, so now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it goes. Seems there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I design weapons, and now I've designed a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it... [Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray] Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!
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[to Mr. Incredible] Syndrome: Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho... [sees the kids] Syndrome: Oh - and got biz-zay! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!
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Dash: Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special. Helen: Everyone's special, Dash. Dash: Which is another way of saying no-one is.
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[Watching news reports about his Omnidroids] Syndrome: Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool!
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Dash: Hey! No force fields!
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Bob: Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in. Helen: While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so. Bob: I'm asking you to wait with the kids. Helen: And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you - for better or worse. Bob: I have to do this alone. Helen: What is this to you? Playtime? Bob: No. Helen: So you can be Mr. Incredible again? Bob: No! Helen: Then what? What is it? Bob: I'm not... Helen: Not what? Bob: Not... I'm not strong enough. Helen: Strong enough? And this will make you stronger? Bob: Yes. No! Helen: That's what this is? Some sort of work out? Bob: [shouts] I can't lose you again! I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough. Helen: [kisses him] If we work together, you won't have to be. Bob: I don't know what will happen... Helen: Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen?
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Bob: Did I do something wrong? Gilbert Huph: [begrudgingly] No. Bob: Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers? Gilbert Huph: The law requires that I answer, No. Bob: I thought we were supposed to help people. Gilbert Huph: You're supposed to help *our* people! Starting with our stockholders! Who's helping them out, Huh?
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Helen: They're all just getting coffee... at the same time. Yeah.
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Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
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Helen: [in Airplane with Dash and Violet] Wait a minute, you left Jack-Jack *alone*? Violet: Yes, Mom, I'm completely stupid. Of course we got a sitter. Do you think I'm totally irresponsibile? Thanks a lot. Helen: All right, well, who'd you get? [scene switch to telephone] Kari: You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR, and I've got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand. Helen: Kari? Kari: I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter? Helen: Kari... Kari: ...And the beauty part is the babies don't even have to listen ?cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about! Helen: Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay you for your trouble but I'd really rather call a service. Kari: Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?
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Elastigirl: I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.
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Edna: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.
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Gilbert Huph: [in Huph's office] You know, Bob... a company... Bob: Is like an enormous clock. Gilbert Huph: ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely.
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Edna: I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.
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Helen: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible.
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Lucius: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
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Helen: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter. Bob: It *was* playful banter. Helen: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think? Bob: You need to be more... *flexible.*
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Bob: Are you doing anything later? Helen: I have a previous engagement.
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[after the Parr's house is destroyed] Dash: Does this mean we have to move again?
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Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out!
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Syndrome: [Slams Mr. Incredible against the ground] Am I good enough now? [Slams him again] Syndrome: Who's super now? I'm Syndrome, your nemesis and... [inadvertently throws Mr. Incredible] Syndrome: Oh, brilliant.
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