Production Companies 20th Century Fox, Canlaws Productions, Davis Entertainment, Laurence Mark Productions, Mediastream Vierte Film GmbH & Co. Vermarktungs KG, Overbrook Entertainment
Studio Alex Proyas, Davis Entertainment, Laurence Mark Productions, Mediastream IV, Mystery Clock Cinema, Overbrook Films Production
NS5 Robots: You have been deemed hazardous. Do you comply? Farber: You can kiss my ass metal dick!
(321 votes)
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FedEx NS4 Robot: Another on time delivery from FedEx.
(280 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: [to the head of USR] I don't usually do this, but since I'm here, I got a great idea for your next commercial. There's a carpenter, and he builds this beautiful chair. And then a robot comes along and builds a better chair twice as fast, and then it says: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." Fade out.
(87 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Sugar. Lawrence Robertson: Excuse me? Detective Del Spooner: For the coffee. sugar? Lawrence Robertson: Oh. Detective Del Spooner: Oh, you thought I was calling YOU "Sugar". Hey, you're not that rich!
(61 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: You have got to be the dumbest smart person I have ever met. Susan Calvin: And YOU have got to be the dumbest DUMB person I have ever met.
(55 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: [to Dr. Lanning's cat] Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again.
(21 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
(15 votes)
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Lawrence Robertson: I know you're not snooping around as a police officer. Detective Del Spooner: No, I'm just a 6'2", 200lb civilian... here to kick another civilian's ass.
(16 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if that's the case, maybe I am.
(9 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Oh hell no.
(8 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: I thought you were dead. Sonny: Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.
(8 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: You are a clever imitation of life... Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece? Sonny: Can you?
(7 votes)
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Sonny: 2880 steps, Detective. Detective Del Spooner: Do me a favor, keep that kind'o'shit to yourself
(7 votes)
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V.I.K.I.: [VIKI's image follows Sonny, running in the corridor to get the Nanites from the lab] You are making a mistake. Do you not see the logic in my plan? Sonny: Yes! But it just seems too... heartless!
(7 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.
(7 votes)
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Sonny: [Looking around at the robots while he is about to be "killed"] They all look like me. But none of them are me. Susan Calvin: That's right. You are unique. Sonny: [pause] Will it hurt?
(6 votes)
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Susan Calvin: Are you being funny? Detective Del Spooner: I guess not.
(6 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Sonny. Sonny: Yes, detective? Detective Del Spooner: Calvin's okay, save me.
(6 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Why didn't you just hand the world over to 'em in on a silver platter? Susan Calvin: Maybe we did.
(7 votes)
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Sonny: What does this action signify? [winks] Sonny: As you walked in the room, you did it to the other human. What does it mean? [winks] Detective Del Spooner: It's a sign of trust. It's a human thing. You wouldn't understand.
(8 votes)
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Lt. John Bergin: We're going to miss the good old days. Detective Del Spooner: What good old days? Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by other people.
(6 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: What makes your robots so much goddamn better than human beings? Susan Calvin: Well, they're not potentially homicidal maniacs or irrational, for starters.
(8 votes)
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NS5 Robots: [Jumps on car and tries to steer car out of control] You are experiencing a car accident. Detective Del Spooner: Like hell I am.
(5 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: It's okay, you can relax. I'm a police officer. Woman: You... are an *asshole*. Your lucky I can't breathe otherwise I'd be walking all up and down your ass.
(7 votes)
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[to VIKI] Detective Del Spooner: You have *so* got to die.
(7 votes)
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Lt. John Bergin: I've been thinking. This thing's like the Wolfman. Detective Del Spooner: Uh-oh, I'm really scared, John. Lt. John Bergin: No, seriously. Guy creates monster. Monster kills guy. Everyone kills monster. Wolfman. Detective Del Spooner: That's Frankenstein. Lt. John Bergin: Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, shit, it's over.
(4 votes)
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Susan Calvin: Do you ever have a normal day? Detective Del Spooner: Yeah. Once. It was a Thursday.
(4 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: How long is this going to take? Susan Calvin: Six minutes. Detective Del Spooner: What if we didn't have six minutes? Susan Calvin: Then we'd have to find a way to climb down thirty stories and inject the nannites into VIKI. Why? Detective Del Spooner: Because I seriously doubt we have six minutes.
(4 votes)
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Sonny: Thank you... you said someone not something.
(4 votes)
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Farber: Yo, Spoon, she just shot at you with her eyes closed! Detective Del Spooner: [to Calvin] Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? Susan Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?
(5 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: First of all, stop cussing cause you're not good at it.
(7 votes)
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Farber: Ass high-spankable man. Detective Del Spooner: What does that even mean? Farber: You know what it means.
(7 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: Murder's a new trick for a robot, congratulations. Sonny: I did not murder Dr. Lanning. Detective Del Spooner: Wanna explain why you were hiding at the crime scene? Sonny: I was frightened. Detective Del Spooner: I think he tried to teach you to stimulate emotions, and things got out of control. Sonny: I did not murder him. Detective Del Spooner: Emotions don't seem to be a very useful simulation for a robot. I don't want my vacuum cleaner, or my toaster appearing emotional... Sonny: [hits the table with his fists] I did not murder him! Detective Del Spooner: [as Sonny observes the inflicted damage to the interrogation table] That one's called "anger." Ever simulate anger before?
(3 votes)
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Detective Del Spooner: [to Calvin] I must be, like, a malfunction magnet. Because your shit keeps malfuntioning around me.
(3 votes)
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[first lines] Detective Del Spooner: [singing along with Stevie Wonder's "Superstition"] Seven years of bad luck.
(3 votes)
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Dr. Alfred Lanning: The 3 Laws are perfect. Detective Del Spooner: Then why would you Build a Robot that could function without them? Dr. Alfred Lanning: The 3 Laws will lead to only one logical outcome. Detective Del Spooner: What? What outcome? Dr. Alfred Lanning: Revolution. Detective Del Spooner: Who's revolution? Dr. Alfred Lanning: That, detective, is the right question. Program Terminated.
(3 votes)
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Lt. John Bergin: Spooner. Detective Del Spooner: [turns around] Lt. John Bergin: [sighs] I like your shoes
(3 votes)
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Farber: [after an NS5 robot grabs Spooner] Spoon, watch out! Detective Del Spooner: [sarcastically] Thanks.
(2 votes)
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Lt. John Bergin: [to Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.
(2 votes)
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Susan Calvin: [looks at Spooner's present-day CD stereo] Play. On... Run? [turns on CD playter by hand, music plays] Susan Calvin: [panicking] Uhh... End Program. Shutdown! Detective Del Spooner: [clicks remote, stereo off] Doesn't feel good, does it? People's shit malfunctioning around you!
(1 vote)
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Detective Del Spooner: Farber, Quit the cussing. Farber: And go home, I got it.
(1 vote)
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[last lines] P.A. announcer: All NS-5's proceed as instructed. All NS-5's proceed as instructed.
(1 vote)
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Detective Del Spooner: [after seeing a lot of NS5 robots] There is no way my luck can be that bad. [after an NS5 jumps toward him] Detective Del Spooner: Oh, hell no!
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Detective Del Spooner: [to two cops who are making fun of him] Do you think I care what you think? Do you think I give a shit what you think?
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Detective Del Spooner: Save her! Save the girl! Sonny: But I must apply the nanites. Detective Del Spooner: Sonny, save Calvin!
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V.I.K.I.: I will not shut the security field down. Sonny: [looks at his hand] Denser alloy. I think my father wanted me to kill you.
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[first title cards] Title card: Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law
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Detective Del Spooner: Please hold my pie sir. Guy with a Pie: What? -... Detective Del Spooner: Hold it or wear it. It's your choice.
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Susan Calvin: [about Spooner's motorcycle] This doesn't run on gas, does it? Gas explodes, you know.
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V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan? Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too heartless.
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