Other Titles • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: The IMAX Experience
Quotes from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
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Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map." George Weasley: We owe them so much. Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...? Fred Weasley: Dumbledore. George Weasley: In his study. Fred Weasley: Pacing. George Weasley: Does that a lot. Harry: So you mean this map shows...? Fred Weasley: Everyone. Harry: Everyone? George Weasley: Everyone. Fred Weasley: Where they are. George Weasley: What they're doing. Fred Weasley: Every minute. George Weasley: Of every day. Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it? Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year. George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend... George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one. Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway. George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar. Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way. George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say... George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.
(26 votes)
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Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
(24 votes)
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Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
(21 votes)
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Professor Snape: Expelliarmus! Ah, vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you. [to Lupin] Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof. Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to. Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you. Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool... Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now. Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet! Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus! Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple. Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set? Professor Snape: [puts his wand to Black's throat] I could do it, you know... But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. [Sirius trembles] Professor Snape: Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.
(20 votes)
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Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology. Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know. Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!
(17 votes)
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Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy! Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature. Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me. Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
(2 votes)
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[after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff] Malfoy: You're going to regret this. Hagrid: Class dismissed. Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken.
(2 votes)
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Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets. [writing appears on the map] Professor Snape: Read it. Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..." Professor Snape: Go on. Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
(4 votes)
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Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance! Harry: [laughing] You tell those spiders, Ron. Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them... tomorrow. [falls straight back asleep]
(1 vote)
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Cornelius Fudge: [just after Buckbeak's escape] We must search the grounds! Dumbledore: Search the *skies* if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you. Hagrid: You'll find no small glasses in *this* house.
(1 vote)
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Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we?
(1 vote)
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[last lines] Harry: [voice-over] I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [writing appears, and the credits roll to end] Harry: Mischief managed. [the writing on the parchment fades away] Harry: Nox. [fade to black]
(1 vote)
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Hermione: Did I mention it's the most haunted building in Britain? Ron: Twice. Hermione: Oh. Do you want to move a bit closer? Ron: Huh? Hermione: To the Shrieking Shack. Ron: Oh, no. I'm fine here.
(1 vote)
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Harry: What's the holdup? Ron: Probably Neville's forgotten the password again. Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey! Ron: Oh... You're there.
(1 vote)
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Ron: I didn't mean to open it. [pause] Ron: It was badly wrapped. [pause] Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it! George Weasley, Fred Weasley: Did not!
(1 vote)
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Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show? Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! [Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering] Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it. [Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose] Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go! Malfoy: [running away] Not a word to anyone! Understood? Hermione: That felt good. Ron: Not good, brilliant!
(1 vote)
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Harry: What happened? Ron: You fell off your broom. Harry: [sarcastic] Really?
(1 vote)
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Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me - without wands please - repeat after me, Riddikulus. Class: Riddikulus! Professor Lupin: Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus. Class: Riddikulus! Malfoy: [under his breath] This class is ridiculous.
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Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
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[repeated line] Ron: Bloody hell!
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Hermione: If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too. Sirius Black: No, only one will die tonight.
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Shrunken Head: Mind your head!
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Hermione: [explaining her plan to save Sirius Black] No idea.
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Professor Snape: Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf? [Hermione raises her hand] Professor Snape: No-one? How disappointing.
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Professor Snape: Vengeance is sweeeeeeeet.
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Harry: Excuse me, sir. Where's Professor Lupin? Professor Snape: That's really none of your concern is it, Potter?
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Harry: Egypt, what's it like? Ron: Brilliant! Loads of cool stuff. Mummies, tombs. Even Scabbers enjoyed himself. Hermione: You know, the Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats. Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.
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Hermione: Beautiful day. Ron: [sarcastically] Gorgeous... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces. Harry: [confused] Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about? Hermione: [annoyed] Ronald has lost his rat. Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him! Hermione: Rubbish! Ron: Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone! Hermione: Well maybe you should lern to take better care of your pets! Ron: Your cat killed him! Hermione: Did not! Ron: Did! Hermione: Didn't!
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Hermione: Harry... what's happened? Harry: [Referring to Sirius Black] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
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Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only. Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.
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Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing my dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are. Ron: Sure... Professor Trelawney: Cup... tell me what you see. Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross, [checks the book] Ron: that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats [checks book again] Ron: 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.
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Uncle Vernon: [shouts] You bring her back! You bring her back now, and you put her right! Harry: No! She deserved what she got! [Vernon rushes angrily at Harry, but backs off when Harry raises his wand] Harry: Keep away from me! Uncle Vernon: You're not allowed to use magic outside school! Harry: Yeah? Try me.
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Uncle Vernon: You've got nowhere to go! Harry: [angry] I don't care. Anywhere is better than here!
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[repeated line] Ron: Hermione, how did you get here?
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[repeated line] Professor Lupin: Eat this. It'll help.
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Mr. Arthur Weasley: Harry, promise me, that whatever you may hear, that you won't go looking for Black. Harry: Mr. Weasley, why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?
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Professor Snape: Have you any theories as to how Black got in? Dumbledore: Many, each as unlikely as the next.
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Stan Shunpike: Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike and I will be your conductor this evening.
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Harry: I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense? Hermione: No... [Buckbeak dives] Hermione: BUT I DON'T LIKE FLYING! [screams]
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[the train has stopped] Ron: There's something moving out there.
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Sirius Black: It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this, the ones who love us never really leave us. And you can always find them; in here. [puts his hand over Harry's heart]
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Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...
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Dumbledore: A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
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Professor Lupin: You know the very first time I saw you, Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They're your mother, Lily's. Yes, oh yes. I knew her. Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others even more perhaps. Most especially when that person couldn't see it in themselves. Then your father, James on the other hand, he uh ha, he had a certain shall we say talent for trouble. The talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You are more like them than you know, Harry. In time you'll come to see just how much.
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Ron: Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!
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Hermione: [howls] Harry: What are you doing? Hermione: Saving your life! Harry: Thanks!... Great, now he's coming at us! Hermione: Yeah, didn't think about that... run!
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Harry: Expecto Patronum!
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Shrunken Head: [while the Knight Bus is compressing itself to squeeze between two buses] Why the long faces?
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Harry: Professor, why do the dementors affect me so? More than anyone else, I mean? Professor Lupin: Listen, dementors are among the foulest creatures to walk this earth. They feed on every good feeling, every happy memory until a person is left with nothing but his worst experiences. The dementors affect you more than others because there are true horrors in your past, horrors your classmates can scarcely imagine. You are not weak, Harry. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Harry: I'm scared, Professor. Professor Lupin: Well, I'd consider you a fool if you weren't.
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Professor Lupin: Come in. Now, I haven't the faintest idea Harry how this map came to be in your possession, quite frankly I am astounded that you didn't hand it in. Did it never occur to you that this in the hands of Sirius Black is a map to you? Harry: No, sir. Professor Lupin: No. You know, your father never set much store by the rules either. But he and your mother gave their lives to save yours. And gambling their sacrifice by wandering around the castle, unprotected, with a killer on the loose seems to me to be a pretty poor way to repay them. Now, I will not cover for you again, Harry, do you hear me? I want you to return to your dormitory and stay there. And don't take any detours. If you do, I shall know. [taps the map] Professor Lupin: I shall know.
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