[confronting Jude about her pregnancy] Frank: Do you know if it's a boy? Otis: What do you care? You have a son. Frank: Or a girl! I'm just asking!
(63 votes)
2
Mamie: Nothing says "I love you" like blackmail.
(59 votes)
3
Jude: You totally owe me, dude. He doesn't think you're a 'mo anymore. [as he pulls his shirt on] Otis: Hey, I am not gay. [pointing to the bed] Otis: Hello? [Jude turns on his TV, revealing a gay porn video] Jude: You "hello".
(58 votes)
4
Jude: Hey, do you guys mind if I ask you something? Alvin: She's not in rehab for drugs. It's just booze. Plus, she's a vomiter. Miles: A fat vomiter, which is fucking useless. Jude: No... just, why is Otis the leader?
(51 votes)
5
Jude: What's the matter? Boy trouble? Otis: Fuck you, Jude!
(50 votes)
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[on Gil and parenting] Pam: You would have been a great dad. Gil: We tried. It wasn't meant to be.
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[testing out his new video equipment] Nicky: Oh, wow. You look really pretty if I stand far away and I use the zoom. Mamie: Thank you.
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[finding out that Charley lied about Gil being sick] Diane: You miserable little faggot. Charley: Oh, that's mature. Homophobe much?
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Mamie: [to Javier] He thinks you're an American people, making depressed people everywhere feel good.
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[to Alvin and Bill on Otis being gay and a drummer] Miles: Why do think he's a drummer? So he can stare at our asses all night.
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Mamie: I'm not pro-life, though. Jude: Who is, once you start to pay attention?
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Mamie: Who raised you?
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Jude: Can I ask you guys something? Why is Otis the leader?
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Nicky: I thought we had a moment there.
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Jude: [singing] How lucky am I?
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Javier: [during a massage] This is what you need, this is why you're paying. Mamie: Well, it was a gift certificate.
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Jude: We're breaking up. Otis: What? Jude: Look, I'm not gonna screw you *and* your dad.
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Lane: I hear Jude fucked you over. Me too. I'm Lane. Frank: Otis's girlfriend? Lane: No-one told me. I already have a boyfriend. Rick. Asshole.
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