Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] Matthew: being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
(22 votes)
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Eli: Dude, don't mess this up. Matthew: Mess what up? Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast! Matthew: Eli, I like this girl. Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass. Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again. Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine! Matthew: Fine! Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
(21 votes)
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[repeated line] Matthew: It's not funny. Danielle: It's a little funny.
(20 votes)
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Matthew: Excuse me. [starts making out with Danielle]
(19 votes)
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Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? [hits Klitz] Kelly: This fucker right here. [shows Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana]
(19 votes)
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Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
(3 votes)
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Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!
(2 votes)
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Hugo Posh: Kelly! What do we say? Kelly: Fuck you. Hugo Posh: [chuckles] Always with the big words.
(2 votes)
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Danielle: Thank you. Matthew: For what? Danielle: I never went to prom.
(1 vote)
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Matthew: I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.
(1 vote)
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Danielle: [repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?
(1 vote)
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[Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] Kelly: Let me tell you, Matt, you got some incredible talent here. If I could get these kids, like, humping in the library or at a football game - WOW! Now that shit would sell. I don't know where I get my ideas from, you know, it's like a gift or something. It's like I can't control it.
(1 vote)
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Eli: Dude! Matthew: I know. Klitz: Dude! Matthew: I know.
(1 vote)
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Kelly: Stay in school!
(1 vote)
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Eli: Minions!
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[repeated line] Eli: Minions, let's move. [snaps]
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Mr. Peterson: [while both recieving lap dances] So, what was the scholarship for? Matthew: Moral fiber.
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Matthew: I'm in so much trouble.
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Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?
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April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.
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April: Is your name really Clitz? Klitz: Yeah, with a K.
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Kelly: You know who's the tits? This guy.
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Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
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Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod. Matt: A tripod? Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!
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Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school? Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
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Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy! Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on? Matthew: Some serious shit.
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Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man? Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you? Matthew: Just living life, my man.
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Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad. Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. Kelly: This is politics.
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Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
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Kelly: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete. Matthew: Well, like what? Kelly: A blow job. Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. Kelly: Who said anything about her? [beat] Kelly: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her? [Kelly unzips his pants, then starts laughing] Kelly: I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?
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Matthew: What happened? Klitz: It got bad. Eli: BOLT! BOLT!
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Kelly: Friends don't fuck with each other's business.
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Kelly: Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.
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Kelly: Always leave 'em wanting more.
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Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!
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[repeated line] Danielle: Just go with it.
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[last lines] Matthew: [narrating] And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just goin' with it.
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[first lines] Woman: [voiceover] How do you want me? Man: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just, uh... just get comfortable. Woman: I'm a little nervous. Man: Nah, you're doing great.
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Danielle: Ooh, boxers. Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
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Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot. Eli: What channel, dude?
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Matthew: Do you have the fever? Klitz: No. Why? Do you? Matthew: I don't know. Maybe. [turns to Eli] Matthew: 'Bout you? Eli: I just gotta fuck something.
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[at Q&A with Eli at a college school] Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young? Eli: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Next question.
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Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity? April: When I was ten. Ferrari: Okay, moving on...
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Kelly: Cool ride huh? Jock # 1: Yeah... if you're a fag! Kelly: Get off! [throws jock to the ground] Jock # 2: It's cool man, it's cool!
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Matthew: I just feel so weird... Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad. Matthew: What? Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E. Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?
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Eli: [after realizing that Matt has accidentally taken E] Oh, my God, this is gonna be *amazing*!
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Kelly: [bursts into Matthew's classroom yelling] That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to fuck on film anymore!
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Matthew: Well, I don't speak a foreign language, so that's out. And I can't quote John F. Kennedy now, can I, Ryan?
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Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad. Samnang's Mother: [comforts Samnang] That son of a bitch!
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Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training. Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy. Matthew: That's not her. Eli: Yeah, it is. Matthew: Oh, no.
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