THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
RATING: 7/10
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PLOT:
A smart, virgin-esque high school nerd gets enamored by his next door neighbor,
after he sees her undressing across his bedroom window one evening. Falling
hard for one another, matters of the heart take a turn for the worse when the
boy finds out that his new girlfriend is actually...an ex-porn actress! As they
say in the Olympics: "Let the games begin!"
CRITIQUE:
Elisha Cuthbert is a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. That said, this film is a
throw-back to the 80s teen comedies in which sex was treated like the luscious
forbidden fruit to all good-hearted teen nerds with cute smiles, soundtracks
were booming with sweet nothings and hip tunes and the lead characters weren't
just cardboard cutouts with teen penises looking to land tail, but actual kids
with feelings and emotions, which despite not being developed a la MYSTIC
RIVER, offered enough to sweeten up the laughs with some character investment.
In other words, THE GIRL NEXT DOOR isn't your average teen gross-out comedy
with tits, ass, sex, beer and drugs (although it's got a bit of each of those
in there as well), but a sweeter, kinder and more importantly, more original
movie that dares to take time to develop its two lead characters with real
moments, while at the same time, dropping plenty of humor into its raunchy
bucket in order to keep the laughs chugging along all the way to the end. And
before I go overboard and make this film sound like a drama, it's to note that
I laughed out loud during several scenes here, a number of which stuck a chord
with yours truly (see a picture of me and real-life porn queen Gauge in Vegas
here) Mucho props go out to actor Timothy Olyphant, in particular, since his
appearance in the film correlated directly with even greater laughs thanks to
his quick delivery, cool attitude and nasty demeanor.
I could have done without the abrupt scenes of violence which made their way
into the film, would have preferred a more believable ending, rather than the
elongated, over-the-top conclusion that they ended up with here and thought it
could have used a better editor, or at the very least, someone to make the
pacing feel less scattered at times, but the truth is that much of this film
worked because the relationship between the young nerd and the hottie next door
neighbor was believable and really quite sweet. Cuthbert, in particular, was
divine in her role, which didn't simply require her to look as hot as someone
who is hot can look, but also to provide her character with a soul, an inside
that wasn't a caricature or stereotypically slutty. She covered her bases
nicely in this film and if my memory serves, did so without removing a stitch
of clothing for the camera (although the film does display other forms of T&A
throughout) Emile Hirsch also played his subdued role very well and was
admirably backed by his two geeky buddies, both of whom developed into saps
that we cared a little about by the end. Nice friendship angle. Overall, I
would definitely recommend this movie to fans of John Hughes' 80s teen
comedies, anyone who appreciates a creative twist on a number of chartered
territories and anyone who isn't offended by swearing, sexual frivolousness or
the deeper recesses of actual teen angst, insecurity and horniness. Needless to
say, I could relate on all counts because I'm still a teen...in my jeans! "Show
that shit!"
Where's JoBlo coming from?
10 Things I Hate About You (7/10) - American Pie (7/10) - American Pie 2 (6/10)
- American Wedding (5/10) - Eurotrip (7/10) - Not Another Teen Movie (5/10) -
Risky Business (7/10) - There's Something About Mary (7/10)
Review Date: February 24, 2004
Director: Luke Greenfield
Writers: Stuart Blumberg, David Wagner, Brent Goldberg
Producers: Harry Gittes, Marc Sternberg, Charles Gordon
Actors: Emile Hirsch as Matthew
Elisha Cuthbert as Danielle
Timothy Olyphant as Kelly
Genre: Comedy
Year of Release: 2004
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