Other Titles • Fever Pitch (2005) • The Perfect Catch
Quotes from Fever Pitch (2005)
1
Reporter at Spring Training: Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life? Ben: I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing.
(13 votes)
2
Stephen King: Hey Ref, get off your knees. You're blowing the game!
(6 votes)
3
Ben: That's not Yankee dancing - that's Devil Rays dancin'!
(5 votes)
4
Ben: Bucky Friggin' Dent!
(4 votes)
5
Ryan: You love the Red Sox, but have they ever loved you back? Ben: Who do you think you are, Dr. Phil? Go on, get outta here!
(5 votes)
6
Ben: ...you do this thing... it's so cute I wanna kill myself.
(3 votes)
7
Lindsey Meeks: If you love me enough to sell your tickets, I love you enough not to let you.
(2 votes)
8
Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?
(1 vote)
9
Lindsey Meeks: At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."?
(1 vote)
10
Lindsey Meeks: So you don't have a cell phone, a pager, a blackberry nothing? What if some sudden crisis occurs like your father has a heart attack or something? Ben: My father died two years ago. Lindsey Meeks: Oh, I'm sorry. Ben: No, actually I just found out this morning so it's been a rough 24 hours. You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. Lindsey Meeks: [laughs] You're funny, Ben... Ben: Wrightman. Ben: You forgot my last name, didn't you? Lindsey Meeks: No, I just... blanked. Ben: No, I bet when you talk to your friends you call me Ben the School Teacher.
(1 vote)
11
Lindsey Meeks: I'm going to Paris, and I'm taking vous! Ben: Moi? Lindsey Meeks: Oui!
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Ben: Yeah, she's great. Definitely the best girlfriend I've had. The sex was... [stops because of Ryan] Ryan: Okay, Mr. Wrightman, I gotta bat but let me leave you with this advice - you love the sox but have they ever loved you back? Ben: What are you? Dr. Phil? Get outta here go? go? hit the bat.
13
Lindsey Meeks: [the Yankee Red Sox game is on] No, it's the game! [holding Ben's ears] Ben: No, I'm fine. It's just a game.
14
Ben: So let's start the interrogation. Molly: No, No, it's not like that. Ian: [finishes his drink and hands it to Ben] Here, for the urine test. Ben: Aw, really? I wish you would have told me I just wizzed in your bushes.
15
Lindsey Meeks: I saw you on ESPN. Ben: Yeah, we looked like morons, didn't we? Lindsey Meeks: Yah, yah, totally. Well, not you so much. Ben: Well, it was Florida. It was hot.
16
Robin: He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets. Sarah: Are you really that rich? Robin: Yes. Sarah: Then why don't you dress better?
17
Lindsey Meeks: You don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You see the Mariners are coming in, and Pedro's pitching Friday. Ben: No, on Saturday. Schilling's Friday.
18
Lindsey Meeks: Wow, you have quite a little group here. Ben: Well, it's my summer family.
19
Ben: [hands shaking] This is odd it never happened before. Al: You're havin' a stroke. Good!
20
Ben: [while helping sick Lindsay into her pajamas] I won't look - I promise. [pause] Ben: Okay, I looked.
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