Char: Kiss me... [Ella leans in] Char: That wasn't an order. Ella: I know [kisses him]
(60 votes)
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Fan Club Girl: He tried to kill Prince Char! Girl: Get him! Heston: Oh, no! [Char's fan club start beating him up] Heston: Ow!
(54 votes)
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Fan Club Girl: Prince Charmont, are you a fast runner? Char: Not particularly, no. Why? Fan Club Girl: Get him! [a mob of girls start chasing Char]
(50 votes)
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Slannen the Elf: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you're much prettier than I expected. Brumhilda: I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!
(49 votes)
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Ella: Slannen doesn't sing. Koopooduk: Well what about you then? Ella: Oh no... I couldn't... I - - please don't. Koopooduk: Sing! [Ella bursts into "Somebody to Love"]
(41 votes)
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Ella: I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?
(7 votes)
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Fan Club Girl: Prince Charmont actually stepped on these tiles! [a bunch of girls get down and start kissing the floor] Tour Guide: Girls, stop tonguing the foyer!
(4 votes)
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Hattie: Hold your tongue, Ella. [Ella literally holds her tongue] Prof. Edith: Ella! Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches. [scratches her tongue] Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.
(4 votes)
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Ella: [angrily] Prince Charmont. Char: Please,call me [sees Ella for the first time and is smitten] Char: call me Char.
(3 votes)
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Mean Little Girl: Bite me! [lttle Ella does so] Mean Little Girl: Ow!
(2 votes)
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Narrator: So, while her stepfamily scratched newly-found itches, Ella was off, glad to be away from the... witches.
(2 votes)
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Narrator: Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send / For I've only two words left and they are, "The End."
(2 votes)
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Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about. Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Char: Ella of Frell you're not like other girls. Ella: You have no idea.
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Char: Tell me do you get a kick out of near death experiences? Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand. Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.
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Ella: [storms into the room] Drop that crown!
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Char: Traveling with an elf? What? Your boyfriend couldn't make it? Ella: No. Char: [disappointed] Oh. Ella: Because I don't have a boyfriend. Char: [happily] Oh. Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone? Char: I don't have a girlfriend. Ella: [happily] Oh. Char: I have many. Ella: [disappointed] Oh. Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.
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Ella: Oh, my stepsister Hattie would die if she knew I was here. She's the uh, the president of your fan club you know. Char: Oh, Hattie, yah. Thank you. Now I know what name to put on the restraining order.
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Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest? Mandy: A time machine? Make-Up Artist: May I recommend our newest procedure? Bat feces and oxen blood. Battox!
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NiSSh: How would you like to be eaten? Baked? Boiled? Ella: How about free range?
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Char: Well let me see, so far the score is chivalry two, gratitude zero.
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Char: Ella tell me how you really feel about me. Ella: I love you.
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Ella: I think you're gonna be a great king some day.
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Char: I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.
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Char: Tell me about your sister. Hattie: Olive? Idiot. Char: Eh. No. Ella. Hattie: Oh. Hmmmph. I don't want to talk about her, she's so dreary. [giggles] Hattie: I just want to talk about us. Char: Us!
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[a bunch of other girls are cheering for Prince Charmont] Ella: Say no to Ogrecide!
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Ella: [during the opening of the mall Ella stand on a planter, holding up a sign] Say no to ogreside! Areida: Stop the Giant land grab! [continues]
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Ella: [hearing a noise in the forest] What was that? Benny: Probably something that wants to eat us.
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Slannen the Elf: Into the forest of certain death goes Slannen. Ella: Thank you!
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Hattie: It's me he's going to have at his coronation. Ella: Yeah, in the middle of the table with an apple in your mouth.
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Hattie: Olive, have you noticed anything strange about Ella? Olive: No, not really. Hattie: Have you noticed it gets darker at night then lighter when the sun comes up? Olive: [look of dumb realization] That's because of Ella! Hattie: Never mind.
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Ella: I've met Prince Charmont, and I think he might be different from his uncle. Slannen the Elf: Why? [scoffs] Slannen the Elf: Cause he's a hunk? Ella: No... Slannen the Elf: What is he, about 6 foot? Ella: Yeah, about. Slannen the Elf: Yeah, I hate the guy already.
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Benny: Looks like she's getting herself an FWI. Ella: An FWI? Benny: Flying while intoxicated.
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Hattie: Show us where Char showers! Olive: I bet he showers naked! [All girls on castle tour scream]
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Koopooduk: That's a fine young man you have here. Ella: Oh, he's not fine - I - I mean, mine. He is fine, but uh-uh-never mind.
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Slannen the Elf: Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!
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Slannen the Elf: [rustling] Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest. Benny: [a rabbit hops out of the bushes] Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.
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Hattie: Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again. Ella: You wanna bet? [takes her mother's necklace from Hattie and turns back to Char] Char: Marry me? Ella: Now that I'll do.
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Char: These last few days have been so perfect. Except for the bit where we almost got eaten by ogres. And you wrote a letter that ripped out my heart. And I had to dance with Hattie.
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Edgar: I trust you found everything to your satisfaction? Ella: Yes, thank you. Edgar: Good, good. [Edgar knocks book off table] Edgar: Oh, dear. How clumsy of me. Pick it up. [Ella picks it up] Edgar: Very good. Now touch your toes. Ella: [touching her toes] Oh, no. Edgar: Oh, yes. And while you're about it, why don't you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time? [Ella does so] Edgar: Now jump up and down. Ella: [jumping up and down] Please stop. Edgar: Wait. Perhaps you know this one. [sings] Edgar: Put your left foot in... [Ella puts left foot in] Edgar: ...put your left foot out... [Ella puts left foot out] Edgar: ...put your left foot in... [Ella puts left foot in] Edgar: ...and shake it all about. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. [Ella shakes] Edgar: Shake your booty. Shake your booty. [Ella shakes booty] Edgar: Oh ho! This is fabulous! Heston: Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember? Edgar: Yes, you're right [to Ella] Edgar: Okay, stop.
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NiSSh: You, into the pot. [Ella walks over to pot] Slannen the Elf: Forget them! Ella: [turns around in surprise at ogres] Who are you? NiSSh: I am the ogre, NiSSh. We just did this. Didn't we just do this? All right. That's enough fun and games. Now keep your mouth shut... [Ella closes her mouth] NiSSh: ...and don't move. [Ella freezes]
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Narrator: Fairy tales tell, as their labels imply / Stories of magic, of creatures that fly / With giants and dragons and ogres and elves / And inanimate objects that speak for themselves / There's romance and danger and plotting of schemes / There's good guys and bad guys and some guys in between / A fairy tale also reveals some sort of truth / The perils of choices we make in our youth./ But our story today is different in theme./ For our hero had no choice or so it would seem./ It starts with a fairy bestowing a spell./ This one's a baby named Ella of Frell
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Narrator: If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong / If you follow your heart, and end with a song.
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Char: Well, that's on our way back to Lamia. We'll accompany you. Ella: Well, that's not necessary. Char: But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute.
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