Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you.
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Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter. Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.
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[from trailer] Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch! Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange. Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!
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[repeated line] Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing!
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Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
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Fat Fuck Frank: But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that!
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Fat Fuck Frank: Let them puppies loose!
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Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!
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Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave? Dingy Dave: Huh? Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
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Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict. Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
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Marge the Neuter: It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!
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Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
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Paige: Admit to God - you are a whore. Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore. Paige: Make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.
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Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!
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Mama Bear: I'm Mama Bear, this is Daddy Bear, and this is our cub, Baby Bear!
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[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm] Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan. Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area. [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles] Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn. Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey! [to Fat Fuck Frank] Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure. Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road! [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs] Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders! Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it. Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...! [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows] Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters! Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C. Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.
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Paige: So many vaginas, so little time.
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Marge the Neuter: Today, somebody called me a Neuter. And you know what? I didn't mind. If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud - I am Marge the Neuter and I'm proud!
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Caprice Stickles: [explaining why she is going to have her breasts reduced] My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...
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Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California. Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!
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Dora: Your cunt is like a charity. You must give, give, and give...
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Dora: Ever take a rufie? Sylvia Stickles: No! Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.
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Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore!
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Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice! It's Ursula! Ursula Udders, and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
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Anti 'Bear' Neuter: Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian.
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Big Ethel: Only you can prevent fornication.
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Betty Doggett: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles]
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[Loose Linda busts into a family's house] Loose Linda: OK! Who wants to fuck me? [the Horny Kid raises his hand] Horny Kid: I do! [the kid's family and Loose Linda fight over him]
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Ray-Ray: One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture.
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Betty Doggett: There is no higher power than sex!
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Ray-Ray: A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.
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Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance! Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!
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[at the Bear house] Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty. Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this... Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup! [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her] Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in! Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!
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Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is? Big Ethel: No. Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be! Baby Bear: Find me a significant other!
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Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well. Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
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Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Neuter Old Maid: [to Big Ethel] I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!
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