Other Titles • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) • Deuce Bigalow: Electric Gigolo • Deuce Bigalow 2: Destination Amsterdam
Quotes from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
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[from trailer] T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles? Black people all over the world will be forever grateful for that. Deuce Bigalow: You do know that the Dutch started the slave trade? T.J. Hicks: Those mother...!
(25 votes)
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T.J. Hicks: You like them big hairy balls dont ya? T.J. Hicks: Ah you pussy get off of me, get off of me!
(18 votes)
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T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles? Deuce Bigalow: Really? T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that. Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade. T.J. Hicks: THOSE MOTHER F#$%*%S!
(15 votes)
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Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [asking gigolos about their night] And you Assapopolis Assapopoulos Mariolis: I got the herpes. What're you gonna do, heh. Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [rips off band-aid] Liar! And what about you Mahmoud? Mahmoud: Uh, I just realized...I'm gay. Does anyone want a blow job? Dutch Gigolo: I do. Mahmoud: Ok then. I guess I should go put that penis in my mouth.
(15 votes)
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Eva: Before I can go on a date I have to eat 2 herring, collect 5 different tulips and drink a beer from a wooden shoe. Deuce Bigalow: That's do-able!
(15 votes)
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Wealthy Woman in Car: [pulls up in a car] Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say? Enzo Giarraputo: Ahh. I'm judging a sand castle building competition this afternoon so.. i cant help you. Mahmoud: Ahh.. The dog ate my...Penis.
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T.J. Hicks: That is Assapopoulos, he can kiss people with his butt whole Deuce Bigalow: I don't ever wanna see that.
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T.J. Hicks: I'm in blackface. It's my disguise. See? Deuce Bigalow: But you look the same. T.J. Hicks: Are you saying black people all look the same?! You are such a racist! I should have the good mind not to let you help me prove that I'm innocent.
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Deuce Bigalow: We're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone. T.J. Hicks: I don't give a damn about that. It's the "extremely gay" part that's bothering me. I mean, if I'm a murderer, they'll welcome me home with open arms. Get out of jail and become a huge rapper. But a gay pimp? Like, where am I going? Vermont?
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T.J. Hicks: I ain't gay! I was just looking down his pants 'cause i heard his shlong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didn't sound right!
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[from trailer] Deuce Bigalow: [practising what to say] Hi, I'm Deuce Bigolo... Deuce Bigalow: [a very big woman opens the door] Hi, I'm Deuce Biggest lady I've ever seen.
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Deuce Bigalow: This shirt will make a great ice-breaker. Angry European: Fuck you American, you imperialistic dog! Pro American Woman: I love America, I love President Bush. Thank you for bringing democracy to Iraq. Angry European: Shut *up*!
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[as he is being arrested] Gaspar Voorsboch: I'm going to *get* you for this, man-whore!
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