Wyeth: That thing with the collar... how did you do that? Bart: Like my saint of a mum used to say, "Get 'em young, and the possibilities are endless." Wyeth: I thought it was the Jesuits who said that. Bart: Probably got it from my mum.
(19 votes)
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Bart: You're a dog! You're my dog!
(18 votes)
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Infirmier: So let me work this through one more time now; I don't pay you, and you take his collar off. Bart: Correctomundo. Infirmier: You take his collar off, he beats us all to death.
(17 votes)
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Bart: Look who's come home to his lovin' Uncle Bart!
(17 votes)
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Infirmier: So it's in my best interest to keep that collar on.
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Bart: [putting the collar back on Danny in Sam's apartment] Welcome home, Danny. Danny: [stops him at the last second] I AM home.
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Danny: [With Heartfelt Sincerity] I don't want to hurt people anymore.
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Danny: My mother, she was a whore.
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Maddy: [to Danny and Sam] I like my men to be shy... presents a challenge for a girl.
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Victoria: [announcing to the audience] My selection tonight is dedicated to someone wonderful. Danny: [looking at Sam] That's you! Sam: [to Danny] No, no, no, it's not me she's talking about. Victoria: [announcing to the audience] Someone who's life was quite literally saved by music. Sam: [leaning over to Danny] That's you, my boy.
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Danny: This one's ripe!
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Sam: You okay? Danny: She kissed me! Sam: Yeah, she does that. How was it? Danny: [pauses] Wet. Sam: What else? Danny: [smiles] Nice. Sam: Wet. Nice. Sounds like what a kiss ought to feel like.
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Sam: [teaching Danny about melons] It's also saying "I am ripe." You know what ripe means, don't you? Danny: No. Sam: Ripe means sweet, and sweet means good. Danny: [smiles] The kiss was ripe!
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Sam: In the market today, those men were fighting. You know that, right? Danny: Yes. Sam: And that didn't bother you? Danny: No. Sam: You weren't afraid? Danny: No. Sam: In those kinds of circumstances, people are usually afraid. Danny: They weren't fighting me.
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Bart: I tell you, I feel really good here. And I feel generous. Danny, what do you want? Danny: A piano. Bart: Excuse me? Danny: I want a piano. Bart: A piano? Oh yeah. How about a lobster dinner? Danny: I want a piano. Bart: How about a woman? You've never had a woman. Danny: I want a piano. Bart: Danny, you're starting to piss me off. Danny: I want a piano. Bart: [laughs] That's what I love about you, Danny. One thought at a time.
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Sam: Shut the hell up! Sam: That man can talk some serious shit.
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The Stranger: Do you want me to step into the dance?
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