Larry: I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts.
(28 votes)
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Alice: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... but it's better if you do.
(25 votes)
3
Dan: I want Anna back. Larry: She's made her choice. Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. Larry: So where's the apology? Ya cunt. Dan: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy. Larry: She doesn't want to be happy. Dan: Everybody wants to be happy. Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.
(24 votes)
4
Dan: And you left him, just like that? Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." Dan: Supposing you do still love them? Alice: You don't leave. Dan: You've never left someone you still love? Alice: Nope.
(24 votes)
5
Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice. Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.
(20 votes)
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Alice: I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.
(5 votes)
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Alice: Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
(4 votes)
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Larry: You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.
(3 votes)
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Alice: I'm not a whore. Larry: I wouldn't pay.
(3 votes)
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Larry: Oh, by the way, Dan... Dan: Yes? Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.
(2 votes)
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Larry: Is he a good fuck? Anna: Don't do this. Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good? Anna: Yes. Larry: Better than me? Anna: Different. Larry: Better? Anna: Gentler. Larry: What does that mean? Anna: You know what it means. Larry: Tell me! Anna: No. Larry: I treat you like a whore? Anna: Sometimes. Larry: Why would that be?
(2 votes)
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Dan: Deception is brutal.
(3 votes)
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Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do! Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off? Anna: Yes! Larry: You like his cock? Anna: I love it! Larry: You like him coming in your face? Anna: Yes! Larry: What does it taste like? Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter! Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
(1 vote)
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Dan: This will hurt.
(1 vote)
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Larry: [on a photography exhibit] What do you think? Alice: It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie. Larry: I'm the big fat lier's boyfriend. Alice: [with a smirk] Bastard!
(1 vote)
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Anna: I'm sorry you're... Larry: Don't say it! Don't you fucking say you're too good for me. I am, but don't say it.
(1 vote)
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Alice: Who was your last boyfriend? Anna: My husband. Alice: Was he English? Anna: Very.
(1 vote)
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Larry: I'll pay you. Alice: I don't need your money. Larry: You have my money. Alice: Thank you.
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Dan: [impersonating a woman in a chatroom] DDW: wait have 2 type with 1 hand am cumming right now... ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo+_*&^%$£!£$%&*&*^%&^%$££D!$%^&**&**&&*12303894848575us7sjc7d78s87o/s878usuiu7sbom/ Larry: DOC9: was it good? Dan: DDW: no
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Anna: Why is the sex so important? Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!
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Larry: I'm Larry, the doctor. Anna: Hello, doctor Larry. Larry: Feel free to call me The Sultan.
22
Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches? Alice: Don't eat fish. Dan: Why not? Alice: Fish piss in the sea. Dan: So do children. Alice: Don't eat children either.
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Dan: It's not safe out there. Alice: Oh, and it's safe in here?
Larry: Yes, I've seen her naked. No, I did not fuck her.
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Larry: Tell me your name. [throws down a note] Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane. Larry: No, not that, your real name. [throws down another note] Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane. Larry: Your real name! Tell me your real name! I know your name is Alice! [throws down the rest of his money] Alice: Thank you. My real name is regular, old, plain Jane.
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Alice: What's your work? Dan: I'm sort of... journalist. Alice: What sort? Dan: I write obituaries.
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Anna: I don't kiss strange men. Dan: Neither do I.
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Larry: [speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.
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Dan: What were you doing in New York? Alice: You know... Dan: Well no, I don't. What, were you studying? Alice: Stripping. Alice: [Dan looks shocked] Look at your little eyes... Dan: I can't see my little eyes
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Larry: Dan, I lied to you. I really did fuck Alice. I'm sorry I had to tell you, but I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster.
33
Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth. Alice: Why? Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me.
34
Dan: At six, we stand round the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves... Alice: Such as? Dan: ?He was a convivial fellow? - meaning he was an alcoholic. ?He valued his privacy? - gay. ?He enjoyed his privacy? - raging queen. Alice: What would my euphemism be? Dan: She was... disarming. Alice: That's not a euphemism. Dan: Yes, it is.
35
Alice: So you're Anna's boyfriend. Larry: A princess *can* kiss a toad. Alice: Frog. Larry: Toad. Alice: Frog. Larry: Toad. Frog. Lobster. They're all the same.
36
Larry: So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good? Alice: Of course. Larry: It's about you isn't it? Alice: Some of me. Larry: Oh? What did he leave out? Alice: The truth.
37
Dan: So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? Anna: Obituarist? Dan: Failed novelist, please.
38
Larry: There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name? Alice: Pluto.
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Dan: You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. Larry: Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood!
40
Anna: Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.
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Anna: You fuck me like I'm a whore. Larry: Now I wonder why that is?
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Larry: You still pissing about on the net? Dan: Not recently. Larry: I wanted to kill you. Dan: I thought you wanted to fuck me. Larry: Don't get lippy.
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