[after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass] Jessica Martin: Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
(6 votes)
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[Ryan accidentally dials an artist on a payphone at Santa Monica Pier trying to reach Jessica's kidnappers] Ryan: I got what you're looking for. Vietnamese Artist: Oh? Ryan: Yeah. Vietnamese Artist: Okay, and what I do for it? Ryan: What? Vietnamese Artist: What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now. Ryan: Wait, who's this? What number did I call? Vietnamese Artist: You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw. Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out. Vietnamese Artist: No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.
(2 votes)
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Ryan: "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?
(1 vote)
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Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head. Mooney: It's a *day spa*, you fuck. [Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face]
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Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure. Greer: You better hope they didn't.
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[Talking to the fake Jessica Martin] Mooney: We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you? [Chuckles]
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[after he views the tape] Ryan: I'm a dead man.
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Ryan: It doesn't make any sense, I give you the video, then you turn around and take us out. Greer: I swore I wouldn't do that. Ryan: Just like you swore "to protect and serve"?
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[Mooney shoots someone for the first time in his entire career] Mooney: 27 years. 27 years without this shit!
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[Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him] Mooney: Let him up. [Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him] Ryan: Help me. They're dirty cops! Greer: He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me. Mooney: I said, "Let him up." Greer: You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop? Mooney: It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.
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Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again
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Chad: [greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples.
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Chad: [seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Haha - that sucks. [Ryan shoves the box at him] Chad: No way! This sucks more!
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Ryan: [after stealing the lawyer's car] Ohh, I am in deep shit!
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WLSUU2 Lawyer: [trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"
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Ryan: It's Chloe! Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this! Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi." Chad: You're not gonna say "hi." Ryan: No "hi"? Chad: No "hi." Ryan: I can't say - Chad: [shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity! Ryan: You're right. Chad: Be strong. Ryan: You're right. Chad: Yeah. Ryan: Thank you. Chad: All right. [he gets distracted by girls in bikinis] Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies? [Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]
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Ryan: [Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet] Santa Monica Pier. Ethan: No, too busy. Ryan: Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.
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[talking to Ryan on a payphone] Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers. Ryan: [laughs] That sucks. Sounds like she got you. Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits. [to two girls that pass him by] Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.
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Ryan: Excuse me, are you a detective? Detective Looking Guy: Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights. [Ryan takes off] Detective Looking Guy: And they - hey, where you going, you little punk?
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Ethan: [on walkie talkie] We found him yet? Dmitri: No, I don't see him. Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot. [looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones] Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.
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