Other Titles • Around the World in 80 Days (2004) • Around the World in Eighty Days
Quotes from Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
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[Monique has just knocked out General Fang with a martial arts strike] Passepartout: [astonished] She must be the eleventh tiger! Monique La Roche: [curls fingers into claws] Meow.
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Lord Kelvin: Well done, Salisbury! I shall name a beef-based entrée after you in your honor.
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Steamer Captain: You had me at the nipples.
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Phileas Fogg: Here comes Mr. Grumpy... and the Leather-ettes.
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Monique La Roche: Where's your proof? Lord Kelvin: This is the Royal Academy of Science! We don't have to prove anything!
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Lord Kelvin: What's this obstruction blocking my jade reserves? This will certainly have to be demolished. Lord Salisbury: But that is the Great Wall of China sir! Lord Kelvin: ...It's not that great.
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Phileas Fogg: I am a British Citizen, I have nothing to fear! [Gunshot goes off in background] Phileas Fogg: ... except bullets.
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Lord Kelvin: What's the point in hiring a corrupt inspector when he can't even abuse the Law properly?
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Phileas Fogg: This is what happens when you leave home. You meet... people.
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San Francisco Hobo: Now, your stink is your most powerful weapon in your begging arsenal.
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[Monique, Phileas and Passepartout are disguised as women in India] Phileas Fogg: I feel faint. Monique La Roche: Phileas, women are not that weak. Phileas Fogg: No, but I am.
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[Passepartout is fighting while the caged Phileas coaches him] Phileas Fogg: Watch out to the right! [Passepartout misses] Phileas Fogg: No, my right. [Passepartout is hit] Passepartout: Stop helping me!
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Phileas Fogg: [the Black Scorpion leader threatens him with his bracelet] Your threats do not frighten me, nor does your silly bracelet. [a blade pops out of the bracelet] Phileas Fogg: All right, it's not silly.
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Phileas Fogg: Well, rules are meant to be broken... or... stabbed with spikey shoes.
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Prince Hapi: You two men may leave but Miss La Roche stays here. Phileas Fogg: Why does she stay? Prince Hapi: She will be my wife. One of seven. Monique La Roche: Surprised. You have seven wives? Prince Hapi: One for every day of the week. Do Tuesdays work for you?
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