Other Titles • Sixteen Candles • Das darf man nur als Erwachsener (1984)
Quotes from Sixteen Candles (1984)
1
Long Duk Dong: What's happenin' hot stuff?
(7 votes)
2
Ginny: No Sam, I think you're just acting selfish and immature. Samantha: Oh yes that's it. That's exactly it. Ginny: [to herself] I can't believe it. You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you.
(6 votes)
3
The Geek: Where the hell am I? Caroline: I'll, uh, tell you where you are if you tell me who you are. The Geek: I'm Farmer Ted. Caroline: You're in the parking lot from my church. The Geek: You own a church?
(6 votes)
4
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
(5 votes)
5
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right? Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
(4 votes)
6
"C'mon, you know you’re the one I wanna bug!"--the Geek (Anthony Michael Hall) to Samantha Baker (Molly Ringwald)
(1 vote)
7
"Nice manners, babe!"-the Geek to Randy (Liane Curtis)
8
The Geek: Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.
9
[Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest] Lumberjack: What's your last name? Long Duk Dong: Dong. Lumberjack: What's your first name? Long Duk Dong: Long. Lumberjack: What's your middle name? Long Duk Dong: Duk.
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Mike Baker: She's got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon. Jim Baker: Where are you learning this stuff? Mike Baker: School. Jim Baker: Good, get my money's worth.
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Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.
12
Randy: Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.
13
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
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Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies. Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha. Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY. [reaches to cup them] Grandma Helen: [cut to:] Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
15
[Caroline is very drunk] Caroline: Who's he? Jake: That's me. Caroline: Who are you? Jake: I'm him. Caroline: Oh, ok.
16
The Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude. Samantha: No problem. The Geek: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
17
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
18
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
19
The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. Samantha: Go to hell. The Geek: VERY hostile.
20
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
21
The Geek: How's it going? Samantha: How's what going? The Geek: You know - things, life, whatnot. Samantha: Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business.
22
The Geek: By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
23
The Geek: So, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...? Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
24
Samantha: This is Farmer Fred. The Geek: Ted. Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Ted. The Geek: I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman.
25
Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
26
Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork. Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork. Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.
27
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
28
Jake: I can get a piece of ass any time I want. Shit, I got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. The Geek: What are you waiting for?
29
The Geek: I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
30
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
31
The Geek: Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
32
The Geek: Nice ma- nice manners, babe.
33
Randy: Geek, can I be honest with you? The Geek: Not if you're gonna insult me. Randy: [laughs] Ok. The Geek: Shoot. Randy: Get the hell outta here.
34
The Geek: Just answer me one question. Samantha: Yes, you're a total faggot. The Geek: Ha ha ha. That's not the question.
35
Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back. Jake: Thanks for coming over. Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me. Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish. Samantha: It already came true.
36
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
37
[on the phone to the police] Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.
38
Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman. Howard: Thanks Fred.
39
Jim Baker: [to Samantha] I don't think I can sleep tonight if I don't think our little talk did some good. So... be a sport and lie to me, okay?
40
Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile? Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?
41
Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
42
Ginny: Darling is something bothering you? [pause] Ginny: ...you're acting like... an asshole. And I think I know what it is.I think you're jealous that I'm getting married and that I'm getting all the attention.
43
Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
44
Long Duk Dong: Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend.
45
Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie. Mike Baker: It's a quiche. Long Duk Dong: How do you spell? Grandpa Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
46
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
47
Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me. Jock: Maybe she's retarded Jake: I'm being serious, ok. She looks at me like she's in love with me.
48
Jake: Yes, hello sir... Um Howard: Are you the little bugger that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up? Jake: Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there and if so may I converse with her briefly? Howard: Yes there is and NO you may not. Jake: Might I leave a message sir? Howard: He wants to leave a message for Sam.
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Jake: I thought she hated me.
50
Jake: It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out she really does think I'm a slime.
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