[stalking the werewolf through the streets] Van Helsing: Who's hunting who?
(45 votes)
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Van Helsing: Now that I have your attention.
(23 votes)
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[drinking a freshly-killed man's blood from a glass] Aleera: Thirty years old... perfectly aged.
(24 votes)
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Anna Valerious: He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.
(25 votes)
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Frankenstein's Monster: You've been bitten. Bitten by a werewolf. Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately. [Van Helsing takes out a tranquilizer blowgun] Van Helsing: I am sorry... Frankenstein's Monster: May others be as passionate in hunting you.
(21 votes)
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Aleera: Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that? [laughs triumphantly, then screams as Anna catches a silver stake and impales her through the chest] Anna Valerious: I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!
(8 votes)
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Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor... Do unto others... Igor: Before they do it unto me!
(5 votes)
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Van Helsing: [looking around for the werewolf] It's a little late for digging graves, isn't it? Top Hat: It's never too late to dig graves. You never know when you'll need a fresh one... [when Van Helsing turns around, he suddenly swings his shovel at Van Helsing's head. Van Helsing catches the handle and points his gun in Top Hat's face] Top Hat: Oh, sorry! It's just... my nature.
(5 votes)
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Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go! Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
(4 votes)
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[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula] Anna Valerious: A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula! Van Helsing: Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.
(3 votes)
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Aleera: Did I scare you? Carl: No. Aleera: Then maybe I need to try... a little harder.
(3 votes)
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Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side. Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death? Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.
(3 votes)
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Van Helsing: Bless me, Father, for I have... Cardinal Jinette: Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at that. You shattered the Rose Window! Van Helsing: Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering... Cardinal Jinette: 13th Century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that! Van Helsing: It would be a nice reprieve. Cardinal Jinette: Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased. Van Helsing: Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it? Cardinal Jinette: Because we do not exist. Van Helsing: Well, then neither do I. [he gets up angrily, but the Cardinal presses a button, dropping a set of bars over the confessional's exit] Cardinal Jinette: When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work. Van Helsing: Why can't he do it Himself? Cardinal Jinette: Don't blaspheme! You already lost your memory as a penance for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call.
(2 votes)
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[Van Helsing transforms into a werewolf, the one thing that can kill Dracula] Count Vladislaus Dracula: We are both part of the same great game, Gabriel! But we need not find ourselves on opposing sides of the board... [the Werewolf roars. Dracula transforms into a giant bat, and attacks him]
(2 votes)
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[Dracula sees Igor poking the werewolf with a cattle prod] Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor! Igor: Yes, Master? Count Vladislaus Dracula: Why do you torment that thing so? Igor: It's what I do.
(2 votes)
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Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet. Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.
(2 votes)
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Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here? Van Helsing: [running past him] Werewolf! Carl: Oh! You'll be needing silver bullets then. [he produces a box of bullets and throws them to Van Helsing, rather deftly] Van Helsing: Well done!
(2 votes)
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Anna Valerious: For me this is all personal. It's all about family and honor. Why do you do it? What do you hope to get out of it? Van Helsing: Oh, I don't know. Maybe some self-realization. Anna Valerious: And what have you got out of it so far? Van Helsing: Nightmares.
(2 votes)
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Carl: Here, take this. [he hands Van Helsing a bag, then begins to fill it] Carl: Rings of garlic... holy water... silver stake... crucifix... [they pass two monks test-firing a Gatling gun] Van Helsing: Why can't I have one of those?
(2 votes)
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Van Helsing: Now, Carl, whatever you do, don't stare at him. [he opens the coach door, revealing the Frankenstein Monster shackled into the seat, struggling and snarling] Carl: I'm staring at him. [quickly turns away] Carl: Is that a man? Van Helsing: Actually, it's seven men. Parts of them, anyway.
(2 votes)
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[Van Helsing appears to free the Monster] Frankenstein's Monster: What are you doing? You must find the cure! Van Helsing: My friends are doing it for me. Frankenstein's Monster: Friends... Van Helsing: Yes. You want one?
(2 votes)
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[Van Helsing and Carl break into a mausoleum to hide the unconscious Monster] Carl: I'm sure this is some kind of sin. Van Helsing: Don't worry, God will forgive us.
(1 vote)
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Anna Valerious: Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it? Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.
(1 vote)
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Carl: [after saving the woman from the vampire children] They've all died. Barmaid: Oh, thank you! You saved me. [kisses him on the cheek] Barmaid: How can I repay you? [Carl leans in and whispers something in her ear] Barmaid: But you can't do that! You are a monk! Carl: Actually, I'm a friar.
(1 vote)
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[Carl hands Van Helsing his latest invention, an automatic crossbow] Carl: A work of certifiable genius. Van Helsing: If you don't say so yourself. Carl: Well, I did say so myself.
(2 votes)
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Anna Valerious: Dwergi! Van Helsing: Dwergi? Anna Valerious: Dracula's servants. Industrious, but extremely vicious. If you get a chance to kill one, do it, because they'll do worse to you.
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[seeing Dracula's children hatch and fly through the castle] Van Helsing: This is where I come in!
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Anna Valerious: Oh, my God! The Frankenstein Monster! Frankenstein's Monster: Monster! Who's the monster here? I have done nothing wrong, yet you and your kind still wish me dead!
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[Van Helsing and Anna are both hanging off the sides of the carriage, hanging over the cliff. While the Monster is chained in his seat, Carl starts to pull Anna in, but Van Helsing's grip starts to fail] Frankenstein's Monster: I can help! Carl: You won't kill me? Frankenstein's Monster: Only if you don't hurry!
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Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight. Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about. Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified! Van Helsing: Thank you. Carl: Sorry.
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Van Helsing: If you're late, run like hell. [Anna turns away, but he grabs her back] Van Helsing: Don't be late.
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Frankenstein's Monster: [hanging from a rope] Help! Help me! Carl: But you're supposed to die! Frankenstein's Monster: I want to live! Carl: ...All right.
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Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me. Carl: The hell be damned that I am. Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all. Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit.
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Van Helsing: You're a genius! Carl: A genius with access to unstable chemicals!
Carl: [about his invention] I know what it's for! I know what it's for!... Where are we going? Van Helsing, Anna Valerious: Through that window!
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Anna Valerious: What do you want? Frankenstein's Monster: To exist.
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Van Helsing: My life... my job... my curse... is to vanquish evil.
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Van Helsing: This thing... man... whatever it is... evil may have created it, left its mark on it... but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it.
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Carl: Are you always this popular? Van Helsing: Pretty much.
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Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth. Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth? Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you. [shouts] Van Helsing: Move!
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Carl: You've never gone after vampires before, have you? Van Helsing: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.
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Van Helsing: The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [he throws the bag back to Carl, then walks past him] Van Helsing: For as long as possible. Carl: But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!
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[last lines] Carl: She's dead.
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Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest. Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
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Van Helsing: Dr. Jekyll, you're wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order... Mr. Hyde: It's Mr. Hyde, now! Van Helsing: for the murder of twelve men, six women, four... Mr. Hyde: [laughing] Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry!
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Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing. Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath. Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.
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Van Helsing: Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half. Mr. Hyde: [laughing] I'll bet they bloody would. Van Helsing: Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we? Mr. Hyde: [pretends to think] Hmm, do let's. [attacks him]
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Van Helsing: [to a captive Igor] If they even suspect you of misleading them... [he demonstrates a wicked-looked set of pliers in front of Igor's face, then hands them to Anna] Van Helsing: Clip off one of his fingers. Anna Valerious: I'll clip off something.
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Anna Valerious: [while looking at the cure for the werewolf curse] Go ahead, grab it. Carl: Why don't you go ahead and grab it? If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to stick your hand into a viscous material.
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