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Quotes from Hellboy (2004)
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Tom Manning: Let me tell you - let me tell you something about the Bureau of... Television Host: Paranormal Research and Defense. Tom Manning: ...of Paranormal Research and Defense: there is no such thing. [cut to BPRD headquarters in New Jersey]
(81 votes)
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Hellboy: Didn't I kill you already?
(78 votes)
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[about his Rubik's Cube] Abe Sapien: Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades... and I've only completed two sides.
(80 votes)
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Abe Sapien: [about Sammael] Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr... Hellboy: Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it? Abe Sapien: Hmm, doesn't say.
(68 votes)
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Abe Sapien: Remind me why I do this again. Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind. Abe Sapien: Ah!
(62 votes)
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[spying on Liz and Myers] Hellboy: she took his picture. DAMN. She took his picture. She took his picture.
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[talking to Liz, re: his appearance] Hellboy: I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good. [Liz laughs] Hellboy: Two: I'll never give up on you... ever. Liz Sherman: I like that. Hellboy: Good.
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[Hellboy grabs Sammael's tongue] Hellboy: Second date, no tongue!
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[communicating on radio] Liz Sherman: Sparky to Big Red... Hellboy: Sparky? Who came up with that? Myers?
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[Hellboy is going back to confront Behemoth] John Myers: Are you going to be... okay? Alone? Hellboy: How big can it be? [a tentacle grabs Hellboy and pulls him back]
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Liz Sherman: Red, white, whatever. Guys are all the same.
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Tom Manning: Have you found them yet? Hellboy: I got 'em right below me. Matter of minutes. Tom Manning: Okay, good. Could you hurry up, because it's a... it's a little spooky in here.
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Liz Sherman: [to John as she ignites her powers] You should be running.
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Grigori Rasputin: He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it? Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I already know what to call him. I call him "son".
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Sgt. Whitman: You're wasting our time, there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks! [Moments later the soldiers find a large Nazi encampment in the ruins] Young 'Broom': They must be here for the sheep.
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[about to die, to Grigori] Ilsa: Hell will hold no surprises for us.
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Hellboy: [after punching through a brick wall] You guys comin' or what?
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Hellboy: I'm fireproof, you're not.
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John Myers: He doesn't want me with him. I know that much. He respects Clay, not me. Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: You're doing fine. John Myers: No, I'm not. Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm not your guy. Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I'm dying, Agent Myers. Like any father, I worry about him. [pauses] Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart. John Myers: Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart. Abe Sapien: Yes, you are. Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.
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[Hellboy breaks through a wall and sees Liz has returned to the B.P.R.D. with John] Hellboy: Liz? Liz Sherman: Some things never change Hellboy: LIZ! [Liz walks away, leaving John] Hellboy: You did it buddy! You DID IT! [John walks away, leaving Hellboy] Hellboy: Myers? Pop?
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[Hellboy and Sammael fall through a vent] Hellboy: YOU DAMNED MONSTER! [Hellboy punches him]
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[Nearby Phone rings as Hellboy fights Sammael] Hellboy: IT'S FOR YOU! [Hellboy hits Sammuel with the phone]
Hellboy: Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"? John Myers: Well, "need" is a good, solid word. Hellboy: Nah. Too needy.
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Liz Sherman: In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say? Hellboy: I said, "Hey, you on the other side. Let her Go. Cause for her, I'll cross over, and when that happens you'll be sorry."
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[repeated line] Hellboy: Aw, crap.
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[Holding his stone hand up to a moving car] Hellboy: Red means stop! [Punches the car into the air]
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Hellboy: [carrying the torso of a re-animated corpse over his shoulder] How you doing back there, Ivan? Ivan Klimatovich: [in Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass! Hellboy: [to agent] Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.
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[holding a corpse by a noose over his shoulder] Hellboy: This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan. Ivan Klimatovich: [in Russian] Go that way, Red Monkey!
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Hellboy: Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot... [holds up his huge revolver] Hellboy: ...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.
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Hellboy: I'm gonna be sore in the morning!
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Abe Sapien: [to Manning while handling a piece of evidence ungloved] Don't worry about fingerprints. Never had any.
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Hellboy: What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?
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[as Hellboy tries to board a train in pursuit of a monster, the driver beats him in the head with a fire extinguisher] Hellboy: OW! HEY! I'm on your side! Train Driver: Huh! Sure! [hits Hellboy again]
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Hellboy: You killed my father, your ass is mine!
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John Myers: Did you ever lose track of him? Hellboy: Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head...
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Hellboy: Hey! Stinky!
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Hellboy: Mmmm... nachos!
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[last words] Ivan Klimatovich: [in Russian] I was better off dead!
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Abe Sapien: If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other.
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Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back.
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Abe Sapien: [while stitching up Hellboy's shoulder] How long did he touch you? Hellboy: I don't know? About 5 seconds? Abe Sapien: [pulls three eggs out of his shoulder] Touched you five seconds,laid three eggs. Hellboy: Didn't even buy me a drink!
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Abe Sapien: [as Hellboy walks away from Sammael's corpse] Red, you need to hear the rest of the information. Hellboy: Nah, he's taken care of. Abe Sapien: No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal... [Hellboy starts to make "blah blah" motions with his hand] Abe Sapien: ...hound of resurrection. Hellboy: [stops] See, I don't like that. Abe Sapien: What? Hound of resurrection? Hellboy: [turns around; Sammael is gone] Mmm.
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John Myers: What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once asked. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he finishes them.
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Sgt. Whitman: Look at the size of that whammer!
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Hellboy: Outside. I could be outside. Abe Sapien: You mean, outside with her. Hellboy: Don't get psychic with me, fella. Abe Sapien: Nothing psychic about it. You're easy. Hellboy: How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck. Abe Sapien: Liz left us, Red. Take the hint. Hellboy: [picks up his gun] We don't take hints.
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Agent Clay: Seal the doors. Red and Blue are coming in.
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Abe Sapien: [after probing the sealed door] Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry. Hellboy: [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.
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John Myers: Hey, no one goes with him? Jesus. Abe Sapien: No. He likes it that way. The whole "lonely hero" thing.
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Hellboy: [while Sammael is eating] What you having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out.
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