Jack Butler: You wanna beer? Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Jack Butler: Scotch?
(18 votes)
2
Ron Richardson: Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220? Jack Butler: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.
(17 votes)
3
Jack Butler: I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows. I'm liking them. I'm losing it!
(15 votes)
4
Jack Butler: My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it. Caroline: Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright? Jack Butler: Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it? Caroline: Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride. [Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out] Caroline: I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going? Jack Butler: [Eating pizza before going] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door. [Jack leaves the room] Caroline: Well, you should take pride with some of that FAT, Porky! [Caroline slams the door]
(15 votes)
5
Caroline: Do you want to go over the list one more time? Jack Butler: No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.
(15 votes)
6
Doris (TV Repairwoman): Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold? Jack Butler: I don't know. Doris (TV Repairwoman): Your wife says you do. Jack Butler: Well, she ought to know... come on in...
7
Alex: Wow, what a house! Jack Butler: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. Caroline: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it. Jack Butler: Eh... hand me down.
8
Jack Butler: Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?
9
Caroline: You should take pride in some of that FAT, Porky!
10
Joan: Can I give you a hand? Jack Butler: You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing
11
Caroline: [after arguing about sudden weight gain] Where are you going? Jack Butler: [while eating a slice of pizza] I'm going to sleep on the FAT coutch, if I can fit through the door
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